Old 06-07-2013, 10:14 PM   #4001
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Please thank him for me

And what did he write? And with what did he write?
 

Old 06-07-2013, 10:31 PM   #4002
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And what did he write? And with what did he write?
"Justin was here" with an arrow pointing to my vag lol with a sharpie
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Old 06-07-2013, 10:34 PM   #4003
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Old 06-07-2013, 10:42 PM   #4004
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Well, at least he didn't write "wuz"
 

Old 06-08-2013, 12:02 AM   #4005
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Well, at least he didn't write "wuz"
I don't sleep with people who can't spell basic words.
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Old 06-08-2013, 12:35 AM   #4006
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Wise. I mean, it's a criterion. Makes all those hours with the Speak & Spell worth it.
 

Old 06-08-2013, 01:21 AM   #4007
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Tell him to use flash next time.
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Old 06-08-2013, 07:26 AM   #4009
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But you sound interesting, force and bruises, that for you or them?
 

Old 06-08-2013, 08:11 AM   #4010
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Old 06-08-2013, 08:12 AM   #4011
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Old 06-08-2013, 08:55 AM   #4012
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Could go either way on the writing part, but he had the first half of that right
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that's mostly how i pictured your butt...
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:28 PM   #4015
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How does that work? "Hey, stud, before we go any further, break out a number 2 pencil and a piece of paper, time for your spelling test."
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A picture that needed to be taken.
 

Old 06-10-2013, 08:28 PM   #4017
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Old 06-11-2013, 11:44 AM   #4019
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How does that work? "Hey, stud, before we go any further, break out a number 2 pencil and a piece of paper, time for your spelling test."
I judge them by the quality of their texting. If U or R pops up. Done.
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I judge them by the quality of their texting. If U or R pops up. Done.
generally avoid people who text while driving. you don't want to die with your last thing on earth typing LOL...

and who actually LsOL anyway? ever watch people texting? every fifth word is LOL and they're not even smiling quietly to themselves...
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generally avoid people who text while driving. you don't want to die with your last thing on earth typing LOL...

and who actually LsOL anyway? ever watch people texting? every fifth word is LOL and they're not even smiling quietly to themselves...
If something makes me lol for real, I like to put "genuine lol" otherwise I put haha and they can decide tone
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usually if i lol i just type "too fucking funny"...
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