glynndah
good little witch.
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- Jun 25, 2005
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which are too dry to plant.
I put in a book of legends; particularly about Persephone.
And you get a winter that lasts for half the year.
I toss in a feather from Pegasus's wing.
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which are too dry to plant.
I put in a book of legends; particularly about Persephone.
And you get a winter that lasts for half the year.
I toss in a feather from Pegasus's wing.
and Icarus asks to borrow it.
I put in Steven Daedelus' ash plant...
but it take 40 years to grow.
I put in an Aston Martin DB5 in Silver Birch colour.
But the machine gun port misfires.
I toss in a martini, shaken, not stirred.
The misfire is on the 5th cylinder and is boils the Martini.
I put in a bucket of ice.
and you get a bucket of water.
I put in a bucket of life...
but it don't rattle
I put in a pail of water
and it's beyond the pale.
I put in Connaught and the Hie'lands...
But the submarine 'Connaught' is stranded on the Hei'land mountain top.
I put in a biblical flood
And all of a sudden two of every animal show up.
I put in an ark...
but it does not take animals. It's an ARC.
I put in a whole load of lumber wood
and it would limber you if it could.
I put in a a woodchuck and a cord of firewood...
but the cord is Det Cord and the woodchuck is very worried.
I put in an ounce of C4.
But the table only has three legs and there's no logic to thatand it gets put in the radiocarbon dater by mistake.
I put in a dendrochonological C14 correction table...
But the table only has three legs and there's no logic to that
I put in Dr Alice Roberts
and he screwed his way across the Atlanticwho gets lost looking for the rest of Lucy.
I put in I.K. Brunel
and he screwed his way across the Atlantic
I put in a broad gauge railway line
but it left a yawning hole in the groundbut it don' fit the Box tunnel
I put in a tunnel-boring machine
and the Furby comes out mendedAnd you get a plaza of angry Argentines.
I put in a defective Furby.
and the Furby comes out mended
I put in a warp core from the Enterprise
And you get the Protector's Omega 13.
I put in a bottle of Bling Bling Blue Raspberry MD 20/20 with the cap off.
And you get bright blue teeth and a horrendous hangover.
I contribute my last bottle of Annie Greensprings.
But it's well past the 'sell-by' date and has turned black with age.
I put in a bottle of good burgundy from the old (roman) vineyards in England