My Wish For Today

TheeGoatPig · Jun 11, 2012

I used to watch The Big Bang Theory wishing that I had a Penny of my own. This morning I woke up and realized that I do. I know a hot little waitress that I can't get that is very Penny-esque, though maybe a little bit brighter, and cuter (if that is even possible).

I wish I could get my Penny...

Tio_Narratore · Jun 11, 2012

Some people get a penny for their thoughts...others have their thoughts for a Penny...

mynameisben · Jun 11, 2012

TheeGoatPig said:
I used to watch The Big Bang Theory wishing that I had a Penny of my own. This morning I woke up and realized that I do. I know a hot little waitress that I can't get that is very Penny-esque, though maybe a little bit brighter, and cuter (if that is even possible).

I wish I could get my Penny...

I checked on my retirement fund this morning. It turns out I own three of them!

YoursSINSerely · Jun 11, 2012

I wish I wasn't so confused about men.

TheeGoatPig · Jun 12, 2012

I wish... women...

Anomandaris · Jun 12, 2012

I wish for this fuckign headache to go away.

mynameisben · Jun 12, 2012

I wish Apple would make a smartphone with a rotary dial.

YoursSINSerely · Jun 12, 2012

mynameisben said:
I wish Apple would make a smartphone with a rotary dial.

I wish there was an ap for that.

Anomandaris said:
I wish for this fuckign headache to go away.

Try this. With your thumb and index finger pinch the fatty part of your hand between your thumb and index finger on your other hand for a few minutes. There's a pressure point in there that might relieve the headache. :rose:

lovecraft68 · Jun 13, 2012

I wish for scouries fake contest thread to be knocked off of the first page of the forum and with this post I have just done that!

YoursSINSerely · Jun 13, 2012

I wish someone would come along and join me for a walk after dinner.

mynameisben · Jun 13, 2012

I wish someone would lend me their wok for dinner.

YoursSINSerely · Jun 13, 2012

mynameisben said:
I wish someone would lend me their wok for dinner.

I wish I could share my crab rangoon with you. I can't eat all of them myself.

mynameisben · Jun 14, 2012

YoursSINSerely said:
I wish I could share my crab rangoon with you. I can't eat all of them myself.

I swear. If ONE more woman gives me crabs, I'm giving up seafood for good.

deehere · Jun 14, 2012

Correct answer.....I think

YoursSINSerely said:
What's NOW?

I believe that's the National Organization for Women, a feminist organization

YoursSINSerely · Jun 14, 2012

deehere said:
I believe that's the National Organization for Women, a feminist organization

Thank you. I think he explained that in a later post, too.

mynameisben said:
I swear. If ONE more woman gives me crabs, I'm giving up seafood for good.

We really do have the best seafood east of the river, ya know. You must have picked up something from that tsunami disaster. Sorry, Ben. I'll help to spread the word for you if you think that will keep you from swearing.

mynameisben · Jun 14, 2012

YoursSINSerely said:
Thank you. I think he explained that in a later post, too.

We really do have the best seafood east of the river, ya know. You must have picked up something from that tsunami disaster. Sorry, Ben. I'll help to spread the word for you if you think that will keep you from swearing.

Which river is that? The only river within two hundred miles of me is the scenic Los Angeles River. Only the sewage rats are hearty enough to survive in its toxic, industrial swill. And only on the days when the river isn't on fire.

YoursSINSerely · Jun 14, 2012

mynameisben said:
Which river is that? The only river within two hundred miles of me is the scenic Los Angeles River. Only the sewage rats are hearty enough to survive in its toxic, industrial swill. And only on the days when the river isn't on fire.

My river used to be polluted, too. But, now that there are no more factories in the entire valley, the river is clean enough to swim in and the shad are back running again.

That still doesn't make my river any better than yours.

I wish there was a clean way for everyone to get back to work in this country.

YoursSINSerely · Jun 17, 2012

I wish I had never started.

Jett_73 · Jun 17, 2012

I wish for some action. :devil:

Dhalgren150 · Jun 17, 2012

For tomorrow.

The Ny Strips to be good.

And Karma to kiss me come morning.

TheeGoatPig · Jun 17, 2012

I wish she would get back to me...

YoursSINSerely · Jun 17, 2012

Today, I'm wishing all of the American dads out there a very Happy Father's Day. If you take care of the woman who made you a dad, she'll take care of you. :devil:

Enjoy your special day!

SweetMaj · Jun 18, 2012

I wish we all lived in the same time zone.

YoursSINSerely · Jun 19, 2012

I wish I was better at phone sex.

TxRad · Jun 19, 2012

I wish SINS a very good trip to Europe. Have fun.

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