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Old 09-24-2007, 05:58 AM   #26
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how did they this to me?
TANG! Get some sleep.

You're not making sense tonight.

You're talking like half of the fortune inside the cookie, dude.
 

Old 09-24-2007, 05:59 AM   #27
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the first guy picture...
holy shit

i want him
i'm writing a letter to santa
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Old 09-24-2007, 06:06 AM   #28
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the first guy picture...
holy shit

i want him
i'm writing a letter to santa
hell yeah!
 

Old 09-24-2007, 06:09 AM   #29
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hell yeah!
i wouldn't even need to keep him all that long...
although once i was done with him he wouldn't be much use to anybody else.
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Old 09-24-2007, 06:45 AM   #30
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i wouldn't even need to keep him all that long...
although once i was done with him he wouldn't be much use to anybody else.
Sorry AV, he isnt available

BUT

The good news is

Im standing in for him


Call me!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-24-2007, 06:46 AM   #31
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Old 09-24-2007, 12:14 PM   #32
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The girl in my av is a hot skinny girl who happens to weigh 140 lbs (where?) and eats like a horse. She'll fit right in this thread nicely.
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Old 09-24-2007, 02:11 PM   #33
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I love men who are nicely muscled & no hairy chests. Soft skin, smooth muscles...yummy!!!
Well, fuck.

First it was southern accents, then country music, and now hairy chests.

I guess its never going to happen.

Sigh.
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Old 09-24-2007, 03:41 PM   #34
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No offense, but thses pictures are disgusting. Itīs a shame that the hottest pictures in this thread are the pictures of the guys. Then again, as flat-chested and non-hipped as theose women are, fucking one of them could be considered a gay act. Women are supposed to be curvy and full! They arenīt supposed to look like theyīre made from pipe cleaners.
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Old 09-24-2007, 03:52 PM   #35
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What is it with people? They can't read the first post then live and let live. If you don't like it shut your hole. Man, for a forum that hinges on reading and writing, the comprehension level leaves something to be desired.
 

Old 09-24-2007, 03:59 PM   #36
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Ah, yes. But it is the abstinence from donuts that gets their pictures published.

As for the excellent picture in your SigLine: to hell with the nun, the girl sitting on the chair behind her is Hottt...
IN rl KK I generally partner women with slimish physics and most are not "well" endowed. That is my preference.

So, I do like many of the pics you have posted, just not all.

That is what makes the world interesting our varied tastes. Keep posting
 

Old 09-24-2007, 03:59 PM   #37
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What is it with people? They can't read the first post then live and let live. If you don't like it shut your hole. Man, for a forum that hinges on reading and writing, the comprehension level leaves something to be desired.
Reading comprehension is for losers. The GB was designed for random snark.
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Old 09-24-2007, 04:29 PM   #38
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Old 09-24-2007, 04:33 PM   #39
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No offense, but thses pictures are disgusting. Itīs a shame that the hottest pictures in this thread are the pictures of the guys. Then again, as flat-chested and non-hipped as theose women are, fucking one of them could be considered a gay act. Women are supposed to be curvy and full! They arenīt supposed to look like theyīre made from pipe cleaners.
Women are supposed to have breasts and a vagina. They both come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Some women are curvy and full-figured, others are slender and petite. Most men realize this at some point before puberty ends. You're behind schedule.
 

Old 09-24-2007, 04:37 PM   #40
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Women are supposed to have breasts and a vagina. They both come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Some women are curvy and full-figured, others are slender and petite. Most men realize this at some point before puberty ends. You're behind schedule.
*snicker*
 

Old 09-24-2007, 04:39 PM   #41
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if you posted that about a chubby girl there'd be a serious flaming.
but we have double standards here.

most of those girls look natually slim, with glowing skin and healthy muscle tone.
i prefer a little more curve...the last girl is more my type than the first. the first does nothing for me.
you're just rude.
I hear ya..
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Old 09-24-2007, 04:40 PM   #42
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Women are supposed to have breasts and a vagina. They both come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Some women are curvy and full-figured, others are slender and petite. Most men realize this at some point before puberty ends. You're behind schedule.
I said that I was just being snarky.

Honestly, though, I canīt deal with a skinny woman. I like Amazons.
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Old 09-24-2007, 04:45 PM   #43
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Old 09-24-2007, 05:08 PM   #44
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Old 09-24-2007, 05:09 PM   #45
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Old 09-24-2007, 05:10 PM   #46
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Deep fried Snickers! *sticky high-five*
Hey you! I've never had a deep fried one - but I'm willing to try it!
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