SwitchMami
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2012
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and you get a satellite
I put in 50 feet of coaxial cable.
And the cable guy calls to say he's not coming til next week
I put in the Wicked Witch of the West's old broom....
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and you get a satellite
I put in 50 feet of coaxial cable.
And the cable guy calls to say he's not coming til next week
I put in the Wicked Witch of the West's old broom....
and the dungeon is swept free of cobwebs.
I put in a "Watch Out for Falling Houses" sign...
and the dungeon is swept free of cobwebs.
I put in a "Watch Out for Falling Houses" sign...
And you get a punch of CG-created popped balloons from the movie "Up."
I put in a six-pack of dark German beer.
and you get a squad of dark Germans.
I put in a schwartzwalderkirschentorte...
And you get back a crazy doctor with a thing for very big guys.
(I'm assuming you were referencing Young Frankenstein)
I put in a sedative . . . .
and the Black Forest Cherry Cake is more effective.
(either is ok...)
I put in a Frank 'N' Stein...
and you get Tim Curry
I put in an incredible garden
and you get Tim Curry
I put in an incredible garden
and find yourself caught between good and evil.
I put in a garden gnome...
and you get a free Travelocity tour...
I put in a stitch in time…
But you are forced to wear one of those veterinary cones to keep you from messing with that stitch.
I put in a cult of personality.
Which, owing to a misprint, gets banned
I put in a small snow storm
and you get back a blizzard.
I put in a late spring...
The funeral is next week.
I put in a glass of lemonade
and with it comes a promise of summer.
I put in a broken promise...
but we've got accustomed to them.
I put in a school bus
and the wheels go 'round and 'round.
I put in a Mystery Tour...
but the Beatles are playing elsewhere
I put in a BLue Meanie
But he runs away when given a purple nurple.
I put in a wet willy.
and I would say your foreplay is very elementary...
I put in a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...
But the acid heads in the front row trip out and have to be escorted off of the premises.
I put in a 300 watt Marshall stack.
and you get beautiful guitar tones at any volume...
I put in Edge's guitar...
and you get Edgar's ukelele.
I put in an airy g-string...