How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

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Samandiriel

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I have no genitals.

 

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zeb1094

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I'm a Ken doll!

 

Samandiriel

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Tacos give me gas.

 

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logophile

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S'not mine - I'm packing.

 

Alessia Brio

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Samandiriel said:

I have no genitals.

Click to expand...

BWAH!




Smegma is very nutritious.

 

Samandiriel

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I have a coupon.

 

china-doll

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Loena Bobbit's my hero.

 

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Wanna meet my mother?

 

Kev H

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When is our wedding?


(Based on a true story, I swear, and the memory still makes me break out in hives.)

 

logophile

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Umm, we're being followed.

 

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zeb1094

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How about mud wrestling?

 

tolyk

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(in the bedroom) Don't mind the stains.

(in the car) You like fast sex?


And the kicker..

"Hi, my name's Tolyk"

 

tolyk

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Great thread Logo


"When can we fuck?"

 

Aurora Black

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Gimme yer mouth, bitch.

 

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Damn, are those real?

 

Aurora Black

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You ever kill anyone?

 

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Bend over, spead 'em!

 

Xelebes

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Do you wet beds?

 

Aurora Black

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Wanna try a threesome?

 

glynndah

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Shit! It's the cops!

 

glynndah

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Wanna feel something gross?

 

elsol

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Quick... Cialis or Viagra?

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

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Do you like GHB?

 

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