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Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

"How do you feel about a threesome.... at the cemetery I have a fetish for necrophilia?"
 
"I am the first spirit you will fuck tonight, the next spirit is that of the present and looks like Donald Trump but in 50 years time...!"
 
"Saw the doc today, I'll tell you what he said after we finish... It isn't good news."
 
The sound of a window breaking and a young voice says:
"Can we have our ball back please"?
 
Would you like to come to my support group after? it's for people who've recently contracted sexually transmitted diseases, I'm sure you'll fit right in
 
hey that was great, love that new thing you did with your tongue, i was thinking of Richard from work the whole time we fucked, we can't do this again....
 
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