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Old 08-09-2017, 07:16 PM   #3101
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Here's one I got one evening from some Asshat I'd never communicated with before:

"Like it in the ass?"

Of course, that one immediately made my knees weak and my panties wet. It was true love at first PM.... NOT!
I've gotten that same one recently!
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:57 AM   #3102
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The latest charmer to make it to my block list: -

41 m england 8in bangladeshi meat asl?

"Go fuck yourself poppet. Look at people's profiles. Mine says, 'NOT FUCKING INTERESED!"

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Old 08-10-2017, 04:03 PM   #3103
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"Asshattery," LMAO!
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Old 09-28-2017, 08:55 PM   #3104
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The backstory: I troll a fake news page on Facebook for shits and giggles because I have no life. Yesterday some dude in the comment section said, in response to nonexistent people getting fired from their nonexistent jobs, "Good show no respect your fried," to which I replied, "My fried what?"

Last night I got a message request from him, which I decided to accept because I was bored, and this exchange happened:

Asshat: Fired fired can't you read or you just another dum liberal

Me: *posts screencap of the edit history on asshat's comment*

Me: Oh, Sweetie. You edited your post twice and you still couldn't get it right. But I'm the dumb one. This convo is going straight to my timeline.

Asshat: *posts gif*

Asshat: *posts gif*

Asshat: *posts gif*

Asshat: *posts gif*

Me: *requests $200 from Asshat for harassment*

Asshat: *denies request for $200*

Me: *posts laughing sticker*

Me: Now go away, little boy. [asshat is actually an elderly man]

Asshat: Poss off

Me: Poss?

Asshat: *posts gif*

Asshat: *posts gif*

Me: Are you following the post about you on my timeline? My friends love you!

Asshat: *posts gif*

Asshat: *posts gif*

Me: Now go find someone else to harass. If you message me one more time, I'm adding my husband to this conversation and sending my friends to spam your timeline.

Asshat: *blocks me*
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Old 09-29-2017, 09:11 PM   #3105
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Since I've been on Lit. I've learned so much about about Asshattery I don't know if I should laugh or just cry at the stupidity of people . Well I guess what I read once is true.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity "
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Old 09-29-2017, 09:18 PM   #3106
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Since I've been on Lit. I've learned so much about about Asshattery I don't know if I should laugh or just cry at the stupidity of people . Well I guess what I read once is true.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity "
Always look on the bright side!
Their effort/perils can make you look awfully smart.
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Old 10-05-2017, 12:13 AM   #3107
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...of life!
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Old 11-12-2017, 02:05 PM   #3108
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The newest entry that I've received that is asshattery worthy:

"Iím just looking for hot sex! lol "

At least he was straight to the point

Here's all that I have to say to him:

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Old 11-28-2017, 10:54 AM   #3109
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The newest entry that I've received that is asshattery worthy:

"Iím just looking for hot sex! lol "

At least he was straight to the point

Here's all that I have to say to him:

God I love your point view.
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Old 01-15-2018, 03:09 PM   #3110
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I don't know if it falls into PM asshattery, but I have (so far) a total of seven posts (including this one) and a PM count here at 27 that I would classify as less than stellar. Propositions, invites to Skype, requests for nude pics, etc. Is this what one would consider normal?

Maybe I should post in threads that have absolutely nothing to do with sex. Maybe that would drop the count.
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Old 01-15-2018, 03:26 PM   #3111
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I don't know if it falls into PM asshattery, but I have (so far) a total of seven posts (including this one) and a PM count here at 27 that I would classify as less than stellar. Propositions, invites to Skype, requests for nude pics, etc. Is this what one would consider normal?

Maybe I should post in threads that have absolutely nothing to do with sex. Maybe that would drop the count.
I doubt it.
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Old 01-18-2018, 05:44 PM   #3112
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I doubt it.
I am afraid that you're correct.
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Old 01-19-2018, 09:49 AM   #3113
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I don't know if it falls into PM asshattery, but I have (so far) a total of seven posts (including this one) and a PM count here at 27 that I would classify as less than stellar. Propositions, invites to Skype, requests for nude pics, etc. Is this what one would consider normal?

Maybe I should post in threads that have absolutely nothing to do with sex. Maybe that would drop the count.
Make yourself invisible. Thatíll cut the unsolicited pms down to about none.

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Old 01-19-2018, 10:41 AM   #3114
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I've only gotten a couple like that over the years. I tried to engage both in genuine conversation, but that failed.

I probably suffer less of it because I'm a guy
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:05 PM   #3115
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Make yourself invisible. Thatíll cut the unsolicited pms down to about none.

I guess that's an option that I can use. Thanks for the tip.
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Old 01-22-2018, 06:55 PM   #3116
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Wtelf?

Just received an invite to a Lit dating site from someone who's membership here is so new, the pixels are still forming...
What the ever-loving fuck??
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:52 PM   #3117
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Just received an invite to a Lit dating site from someone who's membership here is so new, the pixels are still forming...
What the ever-loving fuck??
You ladies shouldn't feel alone I've gotten pm's inviting me to other sites.
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Old 03-12-2018, 03:38 AM   #3118
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I recently received a PM offering to be the face my avatar could sit on since she is in a squatting position. No hello, no how are you doing?????? Just straight to wanting me to sit on his face.
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Old 03-12-2018, 03:47 AM   #3119
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I just posted in a thread about other people hearing one have sex (or hearing other people having sex), and this dude took that as a clear invitation to PM me about how hot it is hearing his daughter having sex ... sigh.
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Old 03-12-2018, 04:04 AM   #3120
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I just posted in a thread about other people hearing one have sex (or hearing other people having sex), and this dude took that as a clear invitation to PM me about how hot it is hearing his daughter having sex ... sigh.
That is an entirely different scenario. Did you reply???
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Old 03-12-2018, 04:10 AM   #3121
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I've gotten a few weird ones too.
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Old 06-11-2018, 07:46 PM   #3122
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Newest example of PM asshattery: I get a message asking if I'd be interested in a chat about incest! So I have to ask him what the fuck makes him think I'd be interested at all? I swear, this place is getting more and more flooded with losers.
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Old 07-03-2018, 05:33 PM   #3123
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Him:
Hi,
After having read your extensive intro and posts , there is not much I can
do but say only what I came here to say. Your body is
beautiful. You may not care about these compliments anymore
but I couldn't stop myself because of that. Furthermore, me
being heterosexual it has had a somewhat desirable effect on
me not that I have any misconceptions about having 'fun' with
you.. But a man can hope. It is on this last note that I must
end my rather unsolicited message
In the unlikely event that you may find yourself curious to have
a conversation with me, you may always pm me back.
Thanks.
Regards,
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Me:
Thank you for the compliments, but no.

Him:
Lol.

You're so stuck up on saying no that that's become your default answer


Rejection is difficult for some "men."
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