MrPezman Really Experienced Joined May 15, 2007 Posts 171 Jun 28, 2013 #1,051 aww shit So I was watching Desperate Housewives the other night, and......
Lia Monde Life is good Joined Jan 28, 2005 Posts 26,266 Jul 2, 2013 #1,052 Remember, the NSA is watching us.
Zeb_Carter .-- - ..-. Joined Jun 15, 2006 Posts 20,571 Jul 2, 2013 #1,053 You still don't touch bottom like your brother does...oops.
LaRascasse I dream, therefore I am Joined Jul 1, 2011 Posts 1,638 Jul 2, 2013 #1,054 "I'm bored. Let's play Jenga."
Saxon_Hart WWJD4AKlondike Bar? Joined May 2, 2011 Posts 7,412 Jul 2, 2013 #1,055 Your upper lip smells like cat poop.
MrPezman Really Experienced Joined May 15, 2007 Posts 171 Jul 3, 2013 #1,056 Not bad for post-op, huh?
J Justine42D Guest Jul 3, 2013 #1,057 Being called names like whore, slut, and bitch.those are turn offs for me
sheablue Literotica Guru Joined Mar 19, 2013 Posts 1,627 Jul 3, 2013 #1,058 Saxon_Hart said: Your upper lip smells like cat poop. Click to expand... Omygod! That made me laugh so hard!
Saxon_Hart said: Your upper lip smells like cat poop. Click to expand... Omygod! That made me laugh so hard!
johneb87 Literotica Guru Joined Mar 17, 2012 Posts 7,399 Jul 3, 2013 #1,059 Let's pretend you're Paula Deen.
NekoParks Able to Multiple Sarcasm Joined Nov 23, 2012 Posts 2,120 Jul 4, 2013 #1,060 Waka! Waka! You're my Fozzy Bear...
MrPezman Really Experienced Joined May 15, 2007 Posts 171 Jul 5, 2013 #1,061 Hey, what the hell are you doing fucking my sister?!
2 2981notrohrm Really Experienced Joined Jan 3, 2011 Posts 161 Jul 5, 2013 #1,063 A farting sound. Especially in your face.
lovecraft68 Bad Doggie Joined Jul 13, 2009 Posts 41,734 Jul 5, 2013 #1,064 The door banging open behind you and a man yelling' "What the fuck!"
lovecraft68 Bad Doggie Joined Jul 13, 2009 Posts 41,734 Jul 5, 2013 #1,065 The sound of a gun being cocked just behind you.
LucyH Literotica Guru Joined Jun 11, 2011 Posts 552 Jul 6, 2013 #1,066 The freight train roar of an approaching tornado.
slyc_willie Captain Crash Joined Sep 4, 2006 Posts 17,732 Jul 6, 2013 #1,067 "Wow. Your pussy reminds me of a jumbo Beef N Cheddar melt from Arby's . . . ."
D desireinyellow *LOVED* Joined Jul 21, 2012 Posts 4,012 Jul 6, 2013 #1,068 Can you not touch me? Keep your hands at your sides.
MayorReynolds Appropriate Length Joined Oct 16, 2012 Posts 441 Jul 6, 2013 #1,069 "I have...something to...oh, god...tell you. Ungh. So I went on...umm, yeah, deeper...Ancestry.com earlier...
"I have...something to...oh, god...tell you. Ungh. So I went on...umm, yeah, deeper...Ancestry.com earlier...
Saxon_Hart WWJD4AKlondike Bar? Joined May 2, 2011 Posts 7,412 Jul 7, 2013 #1,070 Oh my God your dog is licking my ass! No don't stop him.
respeito functional idiot Joined Jul 25, 2011 Posts 24,137 Jul 7, 2013 #1,071 The sex in prison was a lot better.
Cinner At home with LiteTouch10. Joined Jun 27, 2010 Posts 33,333 Jul 7, 2013 #1,072 I haven't been tested in three months, but I think I should be alright.
flyingsnare Virgin Joined Jul 9, 2013 Posts 19 Jul 9, 2013 #1,075 Elated said: I vote for SNORING. Click to expand... I think "Get it over with already" would be much, much worse. Snoring would at least imply you were getting them relaxed
Elated said: I vote for SNORING. Click to expand... I think "Get it over with already" would be much, much worse. Snoring would at least imply you were getting them relaxed