Handley_Page
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"I take it that this blood is from your vasectomy ?"
Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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"I take it that this blood is from your vasectomy ?"
loquere
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Well, that's just sick!
Handley_Page
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sorry.
I'll leave by the back door, shall I ?
Perhaps it should rather be:-
"Oh dear. I think you've pulled the stitches on my vasectomy."
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"Aaaa a ah h h "
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"Oh no, not again."
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"Not a hope in Hell's chance"
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I knew someone who called out the wrong name during sex with another guy. I was terrifically flattered because she claimed it was my name (no idea if that was actually true, she may have just been stroking my ego as we were getting back together), but if it happened that way, it can't have been any fun in the moment.
My entry: "I have a confession to make." Actually (witless shithead that I was) said this to someone just post-coitus while still inside her -- the "confession" fortunately was innocuous and flattering, as she discovered a few seconds later -- but I'll never forget the way I felt every muscle in her body tense up around me. I felt bad about that...
[Apocryphal bonus, claimed on behalf of someone many years ago: "Are you done, yet? I wanna go shopping."]
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