Old 01-20-2013, 08:43 PM   #56976
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I'd say you have enough experience to be considered an expert.


I wonder if I can get a gig as an expert consultant for that sort of thing...
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:43 PM   #56977
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People who use an exclamation point to make a statement like that have probably had enough coffee.
Usually, the last thing someone thinks invariably ends with an exclamation point. When something goes wrong, you usually yell an obscenity that ends with an exclamation point. When you drop into bed after a long day, you say "Finally!" When you have a major triumph, you yell, "Damn, I'm good!" (or "Up yours!" to your opponent). When you die, the last thing you say is "But I'm too young to go!"

For me, when something is going wrong, my exclamation is "I need more coffee!" How much I've had is irrelevant.
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*hugs for the lovely lupine lady*
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:46 PM   #56979
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I wonder if I can get a gig as an expert consultant for that sort of thing...
I think you should become a professional talent scout for a nationwide chain of strip clubs. You could become the Simon Cowell of exotic dance critics. Imagine getting paid to do that.
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:52 PM   #56980
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*takes the hug and stores it in my back pocket for later*
*tucks a couple dimpled grins and a cheek kiss into her back pocket for good measure*

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I think you should become a professional talent scout for a nationwide chain of strip clubs. You could become the Simon Cowell of exotic dance critics. Imagine getting paid to do that.
I wish.
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:53 PM   #56981
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*tucks a couple dimpled grins and a cheek kiss into her back pocket for good measure*



I wish.
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:58 PM   #56982
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Heh, I have many dreams. I hope one day to make a few realities. Gonna need a ton of gas money though....*chuckle*
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Old 01-20-2013, 09:10 PM   #56983
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I think you should become a professional talent scout for a nationwide chain of strip clubs. You could become the Simon Cowell of exotic dance critics. Imagine getting paid to do that.
Oh JUST the idea he needs...


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Old 01-20-2013, 09:12 PM   #56984
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Oh JUST the idea he needs...


I'm gonna start in NY.
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Old 01-20-2013, 09:19 PM   #56985
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I'm gonna start in NY.
*Giggles* I just plant the seeds. Let someone else harvest the crop.
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I'm gonna start in NY.
I'm not joinin' a strip club!!
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Old 01-20-2013, 09:27 PM   #56987
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*Giggles* I just plant the seeds. Let someone else harvest the crop.
I'll harvest your crop. Plant some seed too. Er...seeds. Yeah. Seeds.

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Old 01-20-2013, 09:29 PM   #56988
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I'm not joinin' a strip club!!
You mean you wouldn't put on a sexy little striptease for me?

*pouts and gives puppy eyes*
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Uh... I mean...
I'm in Minnesota.
Ask Scuttles.
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Old 01-20-2013, 09:31 PM   #56990
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You mean you wouldn't put on a sexy little striptease for me?

*pouts and gives puppy eyes*
Well that's different, Freekles...
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Old 01-20-2013, 09:31 PM   #56991
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I'll harvest your crop. Plant some seed too. Er...seeds. Yeah. Seeds.

To plant some seeds you need to plow a fertile furrow, Farmer Brown.
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Old 01-20-2013, 09:39 PM   #56992
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Uh... I mean...
I'm in Minnesota.
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Well that's different, Freekles...
*chuckles* Minnesota...riiiiiiight.

I mean....

Yeah, you're totally in Minnesota.

And now I know what I want for my birthday.

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To plant some seeds you need to plow a fertile furrow, Farmer Brown.
Well, the sophomoric answer to that is: "I'll plow your furrow"

But, I just can't call your vagina a furrow without snickering and then the joke kinda loses its oomph.
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Well, the sophomoric answer to that is: "I'll plow your furrow"

But, I just can't call your vagina a furrow without snickering and then the joke kinda loses its oomph.
*Laughs* That would be disrespectful to your career counselor.
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Uhoh.

I just got slapped with the ick.
My throat is sore and scratchy...

I can't call in AGAIN...
but if I can't talk...
Uuugh
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Old 01-20-2013, 10:46 PM   #56995
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Uhoh.

I just got slapped with the ick.
My throat is sore and scratchy...

I can't call in AGAIN...
but if I can't talk...
Uuugh
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*chuckle*



*hugs and makes tea*
Awww thank yooou.

*pauses*
That- that is for me, right?
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Old 01-20-2013, 11:31 PM   #56997
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Awww thank yooou.

*pauses*
That- that is for me, right?
Yes, and so is this.

*kisses her cheek*
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Yes, and so is this.

*kisses her cheek*
*squeals and grins*

Ok, emailing boss.
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Old 01-20-2013, 11:34 PM   #56999
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