Old 08-31-2018, 06:41 PM   #1
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Pedicures for men

I have, over the last few years, developed a condition that I call TMG(too much gut) that has made it increasingly difficult to take proper care of my toenails and don't have a significant other to put to the task. Do any of you guys have this problem and what do you do about it. I kinda like the thought of going to one of those little nail spas and get a great foot rub along with a trim but is that a thing guys do?
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Old 08-31-2018, 06:54 PM   #2
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I have, over the last few years, developed a condition that I call TMG(too much gut) that has made it increasingly difficult to take proper care of my toenails and don't have a significant other to put to the task. Do any of you guys have this problem and what do you do about it. I kinda like the thought of going to one of those little nail spas and get a great foot rub along with a trim but is that a thing guys do?
Get it done. The girls are usually pretty kind and if you tip well, they'll have you back.
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Old 08-31-2018, 06:58 PM   #3
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If you have nobody that loves you just let them grow. If you need any help contact the "lonely loser headquarters" and ask to speak to que, he has lots of advice and lots of time on his hands.
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Old 08-31-2018, 07:12 PM   #4
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I hear Luk paints his toenails.
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Old 08-31-2018, 07:13 PM   #5
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I hear Luk paints his toenails.
You hide from Luk, pansy.
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Old 08-31-2018, 07:15 PM   #6
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Lose weight. It costs less.
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Old 08-31-2018, 07:19 PM   #7
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Old 08-31-2018, 07:19 PM   #8
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i'm a fat fuck with bad knees. i cut my own nails. seriously, lose some damned weight.

beyond that, sure, go ahead. get a pedicure.

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Old 08-31-2018, 09:40 PM   #9
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Ignore the "man"tality going on in here. I think it's sweet when I see a couple together getting pedicures. God knows we've been dragged off to enough "manly" events getting a pedicure is a small sacrifice - and one most men would likely enjoy if they could quit with the macho act. Pedicures are more than just having your nails trimmed and cuticles pushed back. Most places do a massage of the feet and calves and a hot towel wrap. The pretty painted nails are just a bonus - if that's what you want.

I say do it.
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