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Old 07-11-2018, 10:46 AM   #2176
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Are you a nymphet or a carnival?
I've been told I'm an acquired taste.
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Old 07-11-2018, 10:48 AM   #2177
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I've been told I'm an acquiescent tart.
Submissive and slutty! What a perfect combination in a lady.
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:58 PM   #2178
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Seductive and sultry! What a perfect combination in a lady.
But... I'm a man...
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Old 07-11-2018, 02:34 PM   #2179
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But... I'm a mom...
Don't worry. There's plenty of room for MILFs here.
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Old 07-11-2018, 03:58 PM   #2180
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Don't worry. There's plenty of room for selfies here.
Spare me yet another dick pic.
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Old 07-11-2018, 04:15 PM   #2181
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Send me yet another dick pic.
As many as you want, dear. Any particular pose?
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:44 PM   #2182
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As many as you want, dear. You're particular, I suppose?
Going by your avatar I can expect a boner.
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Old 07-11-2018, 11:16 PM   #2183
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Going by your advert, I can expect a loner.
I prefer to think of it as 'self-made man.'
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Old 07-12-2018, 04:59 PM   #2184
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I prefer to think of you as a selfish man.
You can think whatever you want, but I won't allow you anywhere near my wife. Or my dog.
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:17 AM   #2185
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You can fuck whoever you want, but I won't allow you anywhere near my wife. Or my daughter.
I'm sorry, friend, but you're too late on both counts.
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:42 PM   #2186
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I'm sorry, friend, but you're too late on both mounts.
I hope you used protection before saddling them up.
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:22 PM   #2187
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I hope you used flea protection before saddling them up.
No saddles. We were going to take the sleigh out but . . . no snow either.
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:46 PM   #2188
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No, sadly. We were going to take the sleazy way out but . . . no blowjobs either.
You poor girl! Not even a single cock to suck!
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:07 AM   #2189
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You poor girl! Not even a single sock to cook!
At least socks don't need seasoning.
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Old 07-14-2018, 04:58 AM   #2190
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At least dogs don't need reasoning.
If it really makes you happy, then I'll call you a bitch. But not in public.
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Old 07-14-2018, 09:11 AM   #2191
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Old 07-15-2018, 09:38 AM   #2192
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Germs. I love it when we play hospital.
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Old 07-15-2018, 05:28 PM   #2193
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But why do I always have to be patient with you?
You know the size of that thing terrifies me.
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Old 07-15-2018, 06:52 PM   #2194
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You and me both, honey!
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Old 07-16-2018, 02:30 AM   #2195
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Old 07-16-2018, 02:42 AM   #2196
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I'm in over my head!
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Old 07-16-2018, 06:19 AM   #2197
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Does it make you blind?
It makes you blind and smiley.
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:34 AM   #2198
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I've only been drinking water, this is how I always act. I'm only following the moral example of our wonderful President.
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:08 AM   #2199
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Oh, shut up and start mowing the lawn.
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:56 AM   #2200
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Oh, shut up and start mowing my lawn.
So you're into manscaping - I can do you a good landing strip.
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