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Old 05-15-2016, 09:28 AM   #1526
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This isn't Abstrusions, I don't think we have any alcohol in here, and don't you think you've had enough?
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Old 05-15-2016, 09:36 AM   #1527
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Old 05-15-2016, 09:40 AM   #1528
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I don't think this menage a trois is going to work out, goodbye.
Eh, I've always preferred one-on-ones anyway.
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Old 05-15-2016, 09:49 AM   #1529
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Eh, I've always preferred real men anyway.
That's my preference for women too.
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Old 05-15-2016, 09:53 AM   #1530
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That's too much money for coffee.
I don't care. You'll drink my hipster fuel and pay me an outrageous amount of money for it, that's the Starbucks way.
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Old 05-15-2016, 09:57 AM   #1531
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I don't care if your new hips don't last. You've paid me an outrageous amount of money for them, now get out of my fucking way.
So much for rich hip surgeons and their compassionate post-op care!
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Old 05-15-2016, 10:06 AM   #1532
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So much for being rich.
Yeah those taxmen really fuck you, don't they?
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Old 05-15-2016, 10:09 AM   #1533
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Yeah those taxidermists really stuff you, don't they?
I've seen what they do to dogs and cats.
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Old 05-15-2016, 10:11 AM   #1534
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It's a cute cat, isn't it?
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Old 05-15-2016, 12:16 PM   #1535
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No. I'm sure it's an octopus.
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Old 05-15-2016, 12:39 PM   #1536
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Am not, now give me a hug.
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Old 05-15-2016, 06:00 PM   #1537
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Lady I'd rather you pay for your pizza the regular way, with cash.
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Old 05-15-2016, 07:36 PM   #1538
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Is that blood or tomato sauce in the pizza?
A little of both, I had some trouble grating the mozzarella.
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Old 05-15-2016, 10:14 PM   #1539
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It's kinda little.
I was in the pool.... And it's cold!

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Old 05-16-2016, 12:32 AM   #1540
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I was in deepl.... And she laughed!
Was it your penis or the fact you kept saying "Yake it all bitch" like a vato?
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Old 05-16-2016, 01:04 AM   #1541
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Was it your penis. in fact, you kept saying "Jake, it's all itchy like hives?"
No. The red spots and lumps don't itch at all.
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Old 05-16-2016, 01:13 AM   #1542
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Old 05-16-2016, 04:53 AM   #1543
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My farts don't smell at all.
Then why did your partner say they have to wear a gas mask to live with you?
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Old 05-16-2016, 08:20 AM   #1544
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Old 05-16-2016, 08:38 AM   #1545
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Old 05-16-2016, 08:49 AM   #1546
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You have a spare abacus?
I do, but the batteries are flat, I'm afraid.
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Old 05-16-2016, 11:54 AM   #1547
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Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
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Old 05-16-2016, 08:31 PM   #1548
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Are you upset little friend? I will always be here to take care of you.
*looks around* Um . . . are you talking to . . . *looks down* yeah, okay, I'll leave you with your little friend now.
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Old 05-16-2016, 11:58 PM   #1549
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*looks around* Um .. . . *looks at watch* yeah, okay, I believe the movie is coming to an end now.
Some movies seem to take forever huh?
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Old 05-17-2016, 01:09 AM   #1550
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USPS seems to take forever.
You're so right, I've been waiting two decades for a VCR machine I ordered from radio shack to be delivered.
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