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Old 01-05-2016, 03:21 PM   #1
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Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

Hello everybody happy New Years, this is the new 'Misquote the person above you' thread since the last one has reached the cap of 5K posts.

So go ahead and Misquote the Person Above You.
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Old 01-05-2016, 03:49 PM   #2
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Old 01-05-2016, 03:50 PM   #3
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Hello everybody happy New Nibblings, this is the new 'Misquote the fucking gorgeous fucking person above you' thread since the last one was wearing a cap and that doesn't count as safe sex.

So go ahead and Have Plenty of Sexy Good Times.
I quite like a man in a flat cap, but I am always up for a good time whatever the headgear
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Old 01-05-2016, 03:51 PM   #4
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And just when I thought safe sex was laughable.
It's an epidemic! No laughing matter

Oops! I skipped you, I will have to give you a kiss

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Old 01-05-2016, 04:16 PM   #5
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Oops! I think I killed him.


I hope so, he was a real motherfucker.
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Old 01-05-2016, 04:20 PM   #6
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I hope he was a royal mouthful.
I honestly believed he was a Prince at the time, so I knelt down. Then, what else is a girl to do when she suddenly notices something waving in her face?
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Old 01-05-2016, 04:25 PM   #7
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I honestly didn't notice his twin in the room at first, but what was a girl to do be impolite to a guest.
So you had a threesome with twin brothers?
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Old 01-05-2016, 09:31 PM   #8
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Well, that shouldn't be hard to do-be-do-be-do, but I'm not Sue.
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Old 01-05-2016, 09:58 PM   #9
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Alright alright!!! Damn!! No need to bring attorneys into the bedroom.
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Old 01-05-2016, 10:07 PM   #10
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Old 01-05-2016, 10:19 PM   #11
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Old 01-05-2016, 11:28 PM   #13
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Use WD 40 and you'd be good to go!
 

Old 01-06-2016, 12:06 AM   #14
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Old 01-06-2016, 12:49 AM   #15
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Old 01-06-2016, 07:19 AM   #16
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Old 01-06-2016, 10:00 AM   #17
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Right on, Bro! No more of these white bread chicks!
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Old 01-06-2016, 10:41 AM   #18
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Old 01-06-2016, 09:44 PM   #21
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Old 01-07-2016, 04:44 AM   #22
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And your G-spot is where?
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