The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

RogueLurker · Dec 22, 2006

TE999 said:
You get back a cool mug of mulled wine.

I put in a dozen sugar cookies.

I put on another couple of pounds. good cookies

I put in a bunch of carrots for Rudolph and his buds.

rgraham666 · Dec 22, 2006

RogueLurker said:
I put on another couple of pounds. good cookies

I put in a bunch of carrots for Rudolph and his buds.

And you get back a wise cracking rabbit.

I put in this year's beer bottles.

TE999 · Dec 22, 2006

RogueLurker said:
I put on another couple of pounds. good cookies

I put in a bunch of carrots for Rudolph and his buds.

You get back three slurps from a reindeers' tounge (on your cheek-lol).

I put in a garland of pine boughs and holly berries.

TE999 · Dec 22, 2006

rgraham666 said:
And you get back a wise cracking rabbit.

I put in this year's beer bottles.

And you get back a Budweiser Clydesdale Commemorative beer stein.

I put in a 'I'm a friend of Bill W' bumper sticker.

Selena_Kitt · Dec 22, 2006

TE999 said:
And you get back a Budweiser Clydesdale Commemorative beer stein.

I put in a 'I'm a friend of Bill W' bumper sticker.

And you get a copy of the Big Blue Book...

I put in a quart of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food...

RogueLurker · Dec 22, 2006

TE999 said:
And you get back a Budweiser Clydesdale Commemorative beer stein.

I put in a 'I'm a friend of Bill W' bumper sticker.

You get a

face back.

I put in a story that I just can't finish no matter how hard I stare at the screen.

rgraham666 · Dec 22, 2006

RogueLurker said:
You get a face back.

I put in a story that I just can't finish no matter how hard I stare at the screen.

And you get back a G-spot vibe for inspiration.

I put in a smut thesaurus.

TE999 · Dec 22, 2006

rgraham666 said:
And you get back a G-spot vibe for inspiration.

I put in a smut thesaurus.

And you get back a copy of 'The Collected Works of D.H. Lawrence'.

I put in a glass jar of strawberry bath oil beads.

Sienna · Dec 22, 2006

Hello

I'm new to the Hang Out, but not so new to LIT if you know what I mean...

I've been stuck on the Playground for ages! Help... I need detox!

Selena_Kitt · Dec 22, 2006

TE999 said:
And you get back a copy of 'The Collected Works of D.H. Lawrence'.

I put in a glass jar of strawberry bath oil beads.

And you get a dozen chocolate covered strawberries...

I put in four cracked CD cases and two "eaten" cassette tapes...

(welcome to the AH Sienna!! :cathappy:

)

Sienna · Dec 22, 2006

SelenaKittyn said:
(welcome to the AH Sienna!! )

*waves*

glynndah · Dec 22, 2006

SelenaKittyn said:
And you get a dozen chocolate covered strawberries...

I put in four cracked CD cases and two "eaten" cassette tapes...

(welcome to the AH Sienna!! )

And you get a "close and play' phonograph.

I put in a grape tootsie roll pop.

RogueLurker · Dec 22, 2006

glynndah said:
And you get a "close and play' phonograph.

I put in a grape tootsie roll pop.

you get a purple tongue

I put in a bunch of leftover snippets of christmas paper that aren't quite big enough to wrap the gifts I have left to do ...

Svenskaflicka · Dec 22, 2006

RogueLurker said:
you get a purple tongue

I put in a bunch of leftover snippets of christmas paper that aren't quite big enough to wrap the gifts I have left to do ...

And you get a colouring book with all the white spaces already filled up.

I put in a worn-out dildo.

glynndah · Dec 22, 2006

Svenskaflicka said:
And you get a colouring book with all the white spaces already filled up.

I put in a worn-out dildo.

And you get a gift certificate to Lit Toys.

I put in all the Christmas cards that no longer have envelopes to match them.

rgraham666 · Dec 22, 2006

glynndah said:
And you get a gift certificate to Lit Toys.

I put in all the Christmas cards that no longer have envelopes to match them.

And you get back the envelopes.

I put in one of my old pipes.

glynndah · Dec 22, 2006

rgraham666 said:
And you get back the envelopes.

I put in one of my old pipes.

And you get a pipe cleaner Christmas tree ornament.

I put in an angel with a broken wing.

TE999 · Dec 22, 2006

glynndah said:
And you get a pipe cleaner Christmas tree ornament.

I put in an angel with a broken wing.

And you get back a three legged camel being ridden by a wise man.

I put in a 3 pack of erotic Christmas crackers.

The_Darkness · Dec 23, 2006

TE999 said:
And you get back a three legged camel being ridden by a wise man.

I put in a 3 pack of erotic Christmas crackers.

You get a phone call from PT Barnum

I put in a broken pavillion tent.

TE999 · Dec 23, 2006

The_Darkness said:
You get a phone call from PT Barnum

I put in a broken pavillion tent.

And you get back a cancelled wedding reception.

I put in a set of ginsu steak knives.

The_Darkness · Dec 23, 2006

You get a tomato and steel can sandwich

I put in a picture of me, my wife, and my son.

TE999 · Dec 23, 2006

The_Darkness said:
You get a tomato and steel can sandwich

I put in a picture of me, my wife, and my son.

You get back a heart full of happiness.

I put in a pleasant Christmas memory.

The_Darkness · Dec 23, 2006

You get a Red Ryder B-B Gun.

I put in a funk-nasty old couch.

TE999 · Dec 23, 2006

The_Darkness said:
You get a Red Ryder B-B Gun.

I put in a funk-nasty old couch.

You get back two dudes in a Volkswagen Rabbit.

I put in a sack of lock washers.

Stella_Omega · Dec 23, 2006

The_Darkness said:
You get a Red Ryder B-B Gun.

I put in a funk-nasty old couch.

YOu get a handlful of change, three missing cards from the deck, two ballpoint pens, and some sticky dust-bunnies....

I put in a CD entitled "Blues, Blues Christmas"

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