I have your Naughtycakes...

Saint Peter

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Write me a nice poem and you can have her back.

If not I will sell her to the Playground.
 
Write me a nice poem and you can have her back.

If not I will sell her to the Playground.

I'm not going to write you a poem because I'm interested in just how much you can squeeze out of the Playground, i.e. how much money can they make from ebay-ing their D&D board games.
 
I'm not going to write you a poem because I'm interested in just how much you can squeeze out of the Playground, i.e. how much money can they make from ebay-ing their D&D board games.

Your poem sucks.

No Naughtycakes for you.
 
There once was this guy called Petey
He claims that he stole one who's freaky
I don't think it's true
Cause she'd give him his due
And then he be far more than weepy
 
Write me a nice poem and you can have her back.

If not I will sell her to the Playground.

in the cold light of the day
she still seemed OK
my crusty eyes and pounding head
rising from the bed

there she lay
in her naked glory
waiting to be spanked
as in a dirty story

oh naughty cakes
oh naughty cakes
give me your naughty ass

i'll spank it till the sun will set
and then we'll smoke some grass
 
I have written her enough poetry- given her enough reason to return.
Her is a little something I prepared earlier...

Our Naughty, who art my heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy maketh me come,
thy will is done,
on earth as it is in heaven
Give me this day my daily cake.
And forgive me my trespasses,
as I forgive those who trespass against me.
And lead us directly into temptation,
but deliver us such evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. The Cakes.
 
I have written her enough poetry- given her enough reason to return.
Her is a little something I prepared earlier...

Our Naughty, who art my heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy maketh me come,
thy will is done,
on earth as it is in heaven
Give me this day my daily cake.
And forgive me my trespasses,
as I forgive those who trespass against me.
And lead us directly into temptation,
but deliver us such evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. The Cakes.

You're getting a lot of good milage out of that one.;)
 
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