The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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I wrote a bunch of smut this morning. I'm horny now, too.

Sigh. No sex in sight though.

SJ
 
Hi Guys!!!!Just stopping by....

yup no sex and looks like no sleep either. Finals sucks!!!!!
 
Dammit, I was so sure this was the weekend to get off the thread.

Ah well, such is life. I'll learn next time to hide the crotchless wonder woman costume until after she says yes.

Morning compadres, and the drinks are on me today.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Dammit, I was so sure this was the weekend to get off the thread.

Ah well, such is life. I'll learn next time to hide the crotchless wonder woman costume until after she says yes.

Morning compadres, and the drinks are on me today.


So sorry to hear that!

Are we drinking already today??? Isn't it a little early?

I'm still here, too.

SJ
 
sophia jane said:
So sorry to hear that!

Are we drinking already today??? Isn't it a little early?

I'm still here, too.

SJ

We are drinking green tea, with eyes toward the fun stuff later, but tthere's always a good time to drink something. Now if I can find a geisha who will do the tea ceremony for me... ;)
 
sophia jane said:
Unlaid still.

SJ

Same here.

But boy if we all ever got together, the pent up frustration would power a city block!.

Of course the resulting expression of pent up energy would be like an atomic blast. One great big explosive orgy.
 
Still unlaid but was told "you're cute, in that angel of death kind of way".

I think its a compliment. I took it as such anyway.

Thinking of changing my name to Mort.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Still unlaid but was told "you're cute, in that angel of death kind of way".

I think its a compliment. I took it as such anyway.

Thinking of changing my name to Mort.

I'm sure it was a compliment.
And still a little creepy...

:kiss: es for all of you who are going without.
And one of these too... :p
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
So are we to assume by that you did not go without last night?

Oh sweetie -
I rarely go without.

And I'm an equal opportunity fuck.
Whatcha doin' tonight? :catroar:
 
Sassy Grrl said:
Oh sweetie -
I rarely go without.

And I'm an equal opportunity fuck.
Whatcha doin' tonight? :catroar:
<sigh>
Being several states away... :eek:
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
<sigh>
Being several states away... :eek:

Ahhh, more's the pity.
Since you're in this thread, does that mean that you went without last night?
Are you on some sort of sexual fast for ritualistic cleansing?
 
Sassy Grrl said:
Ahhh, more's the pity.
Since you're in this thread, does that mean that you went without last night?
Are you on some sort of sexual fast for ritualistic cleansing?
Actually, last night makes this the first day in a long time I am not eligible to be here. You & I both are here under false pretences.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Actually, last night makes this the first day in a long time I am not eligible to be here. You & I both are here under false pretences.

Nah, I just came in to distribute kisses and licks.
Nothing false about my pretenses.

I can't vouch for yours, however.
 
Sassy Grrl said:
Nah, I just came in to distribute kisses and licks.
Nothing false about my pretenses.

I can't vouch for yours, however.
Ahh, a sexual missionary of sorts. Spreading titillation to the titallation deprived.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Ahh, a sexual missionary of sorts. Spreading titillation to the titallation deprived.

That's nice.
I like that image.

I'd like to spread more than titillation.
Mmmm...
 
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