Old 09-13-2017, 12:25 PM   #2326
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Maybe next month.
Well... January maybe. Fucking holidays.

Then again, SADS sets in hard right around that time, at which point I'm just better off abstaining until April.

So, maybe April.

Fuck me indeed.
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:50 PM   #2327
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Well... January maybe. Fucking holidays.

Then again, SADS sets in hard right around that time, at which point I'm just better off abstaining until April.

So, maybe April.

Fuck me indeed.
Fear not.

I'll pick up you, TC, Cookie, and Far, then we'll go do therapeutic shit. Toilet paper some houses, stand in the produce section at the grocery store recklessly eyeballing people whilst eating grapes, start a few fires, maybe even loiter on the grass. C'mon, It'll be soothing and wacky!!!
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Old 09-13-2017, 02:22 PM   #2328
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Not you, cookie.

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Fear not.

I'll pick up you, TC, Cookie, and Far, then we'll go do therapeutic shit. Toilet paper some houses, stand in the produce section at the grocery store recklessly eyeballing people whilst eating grapes, start a few fires, maybe even loiter on the grass. C'mon, It'll be soothing and wacky!!!

Soothing, yea! Wacky? Well. Grapes sound good. I need a fucking nap.

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No, I did not post this to you.

On the other hand it is meant for you...
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Old 09-13-2017, 04:43 PM   #2332
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Old 09-13-2017, 04:45 PM   #2333
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Fear not.

I'll pick up you, TC, Cookie, and Far, then we'll go do therapeutic shit. Toilet paper some houses, stand in the produce section at the grocery store recklessly eyeballing people whilst eating grapes, start a few fires, maybe even loiter on the grass. C'mon, It'll be soothing and wacky!!!
If you're picking up me and far you might as well grab cascadiabound too. We three live in within 20 miles of Seattle... Remind me why we haven't all gone out for drinks or something?

As for theraputic shit... None of that sounds good to me LMAO.

Except maybe starting fires. Golden gardens has a dozen fire pits along the beach, if you can stand the other people.
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Old 09-13-2017, 04:51 PM   #2334
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If you're picking up me and far you might as well grab cascadiabound too. We three live in within 20 miles of Seattle... Remind me why we haven't all gone out for drinks or something?

As for theraputic shit... None of that sounds good to me LMAO.

Except maybe starting fires. Golden gardens has a dozen fire pits along the beach, if you can stand the other people.
Who is the 3rd?
You, Cassie and...?
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.... if you can stand the other people.

there, that is the part I often have difficulty with...

fuckin' "other people"
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Who is the 3rd?
You, Cassie and...?
I think he thinks you live near Seattle.
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As for theraputic shit... None of that sounds good to me LMAO.
Damn dog, don't have to crash the plane into the god damn mountain on me. I'm just brainstorming here, we could do something else. Doesn't have to be any of that stuff, like... We could go to the zoo in Nixon masks and assault a mascot, then when the cops show up, call them all beta cocks and escape via smoke bombs and golf carts, all the while yelling about how New Zealand is the Canada of Australia... Or, someone else could try coming up with something ( I've had my definition of fun questioned on more than one occasion ).

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there, that is the part I often have difficulty with...

fuckin' "other people"
Well, now you're getting picked up on principal. Gotta balance out the rest of these upbeat people with more than just me. Also, need someone to hold the arrows and the dynamite

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I think he thinks you live near Seattle.
You heard our knight in shining apathy! We'll all end the day at Con/Blue's place where we don't have to take our shoes off, can clog the toilet with paper towels to our hearts content, and feast on a meal consisting entirely of subdued stoicism and corn.

Best. Fucking. Day. Ever.
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You heard our knight in shining apathy! We'll all end the day at Con/Blue's place where we don't have to take our shoes off, can clog the toilet with paper towels to our hearts content, and feast on a meal consisting entirely of subdued stoicism and corn.

Best. Fucking. Day. Ever.
Please don't wreck my house...
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Please don't wreck my house...
Oh, no, perish the thought. Don't look at it as " wrecking ", more like " giving it character ". Curb appeal ( that's an industry term ). This way, down the line when you're looking to move, you've got something to show.

You:"... and here we have the living room, where the BEST FUCKING DAY EVER happened, once upon a time."

Potential buyers:*Examining the various stains, burns, and crudely drawn penesia ( that's a plural for penis ) on the ceiling in awe*
" Wow, sure looks like it! We'll take it at twice the asking price, hope cash is okay!!!"

Boom. Just doubled your home equity.
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Boom. Just doubled your home equity.
You're welcome.
Do we get a cut for helping draw the penesia art?

I could use a little extra fuckin' cash...

(now where the hell did I set those arrows down at )
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Oh, no, perish the thought. Don't look at it as " wrecking ", more like " giving it character ". Curb appeal ( that's an industry term ). This way, down the line when you're looking to move, you've got something to show.

You:"... and here we have the living room, where the BEST FUCKING DAY EVER happened, once upon a time."

Potential buyers:*Examining the various stains, burns, and crudely drawn penesia ( that's a plural for penis ) on the ceiling in awe*
" Wow, sure looks like it! We'll take it at twice the asking price, hope cash is okay!!!"

Boom. Just doubled your home equity.
You're welcome.
I am neither physically nor mentally capable of such riveting oratory.
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It's a fun fucking day when Necro drinks lotsa coffee.
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Okay... Here's how it's gonna go down.
We'll get an old iron lung worthy of Jules Vern, and have you lay down and simulate catatonia. It'll just add to the mythology. It's bulletproof.

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Do we get a cut for helping draw the penesia art?

I could use a little extra fuckin' cash...
Ask soon to be Daddy Warbucks up there, I have it on good authority he's about to come into a some new money via prime real estate

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It's a fun fucking day when Necro drinks lotsa coffee.
Coffee? I'm just trying to be helpful, Cutey.
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Old 09-13-2017, 09:28 PM   #2345
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Why necro... I never realized you were Such a fucking Ke$ha fan. Bit of a guilty pleasure for me too.
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Fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, and fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Fuck history. Fuck....
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setting at the lunch table today...

Wife: Well, it looks like we have a free afternoon. Want to have sex or go to a movie?

Me: (to myself) What the fuck? What sort of question is that!!!!!













All in all it was a rather good movie....
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