Seven Letter Post Office X 3 Redux

Though he shouldn't have been surprised at all, for it was known by all that a mere glimpse of the lady derails any train of thought a man might have.

However, when she dropped to her knees in front of him, he knew exactly what a move like that entails.
 
But this strategy proved to be a blunder, for "self-help" led either to thoughts of Onanism or of helping himself to the pleasures the lady offered.

But he was too painfully shy to intrude upon the lady, so he dashed into the bathroom with a dirty magazine (do they still make those?).
 
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