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Bloody hell, another new UK thread? You lot talk too much
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Company policy dictates we shut our gobs or suffer the consequences.......but consequences are so much more fun
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Company policy dictates we shut our gobs or suffer the consequences.......but consequences are so much more fun
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Bacon can only improve the taste I say... Anything wrapped in bacon tastes better. Now that's given me the idea of a new form of porn. Imagine, all set in a naked butchers. Huge portions of dripping meat and buns. Big, plump buns.
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Hiya LM
Company policy dictates we shut our gobs or suffer the consequences.......but consequences are so much more fun
I've just made a new rule. Anyone gets too out of order and they have to swim lengths in a pool of penis fish
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Huge portions you say? Sounds good to me
Matured beef luv?
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I've just made a new rule. Anyone gets too out of order and they have to swim lengths in a pool of penis fish
You are one mean motherfucker!
Am I actually going to have to behave? Damnit this just won't do *stamps foot*
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Unless you want to be surrounded in wiggling, warm, penises all over your body.... You ok? .... You seem to had faded out there for a moment.
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Can you believe this shit? I'm actually going to have to leave the house and do something productive 
Egging the neighbour's car counts as productive, right?
Laters, Freds
Egging the neighbour's car counts as productive, right?
Laters, Freds
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How mature?
It's got British kite mark dating from 1970 stamped on it
... Though it is a odd colour now a days
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Can you believe this shit? I'm actually going to have to leave the house and do something productive
Egging the neighbour's car counts as productive, right?
Laters, Freds
It's for the good of the community. You are a very caring person. Have fun
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Hiya LM
Company policy dictates we shut our gobs or suffer the consequences.......but consequences are so much more fun
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It's ridiculous, innit! But hey-ho, we move on, we survive!
Just hope the old threads haven't been deleted, they're so much fun to go back and look at!
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Yeah, GS's hair style was shocking.Hiya flip
It's ridiculous, innit! But hey-ho, we move on, we survive!
Just hope the old threads haven't been deleted, they're so much fun to go back and look at!
My buns are very squishy! No good for sticking things in
That's a challenge if ever I've heard one! Someone bring me a cucumber... Wrapped in bacon. Coz from now on, everything will be wrapped in bacon. New rule made up by flip... So blame her.
I love this... I think the power has gone to my head.... When will it end? Hopefully in an epic way like in the good old days of the Roman Empire.
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Not just his hairstyle, so I've heard
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You are not sticking a bacon wrapped cucumber between my cheeks! I want some tomato and mayonnaise with that too!
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That's me!
I'm doing ok hun!
It's been eventful. I got to meet the military wives this morning, had war poetry read, saw ww1 cavalry regiment and pissed on by the weather gods. Which was lovely. Though that does sound like I like water sports now that I read that back.
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Well I know how much you enjoy watersports so having the gods piss on you must have been fun
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Well I know how much you enjoy watersports so having the gods piss on you must have been fun
Only if I can have a snorkel.... Oo er.
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We know a certain bob who would had loved it
Oh god yes, he's a right crybaby!
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You can have whatever you like, as long as it's not a wetsuit
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