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Old 01-22-2008, 08:23 PM   #1252
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You're just jealous because you didn't get here first
Yeah--that's it--I'm seething with jealousy that you got the pick of the women--that's the ticket--yeah...

(channeling Jon Lovitz )
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:26 PM   #1253
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Yeah--that's it--I'm seething with jealousy that you got the pick of the women--that's the ticket--yeah...

(channeling Jon Lovitz )
Yeah--yeah--women love me--women love me in.... China. Yeah--women love me in China. They say Chineese babies all look the same--that's cause they look like ME!
(Evidently he channeled over here when he was done with you)
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:27 PM   #1254
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:29 PM   #1255
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And a for Molly
Aw, thanks, Slyc. At least someone's being nice to me.
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:30 PM   #1256
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Paging Miss Fairchild . . . Miss Morgan Fairchiled . . . .

Evening, secret.
 

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Aren't I always?
 

Old 01-22-2008, 08:34 PM   #1258
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Paging Miss Fairchild . . . Miss Morgan Fairchiled . . . .

Evening, secret.
Who I have seen naked!

Morgan--not secret--darnit!
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:36 PM   #1259
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Paging Miss Fairchild . . . Miss Morgan Fairchiled . . . .

Evening, secret.
Ahh, sweet slyc... I still think that on sexy guy AV scales you definitely get a 10+.

What's everyone up to this evening?

ROLF!!
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Who I have seen naked!

Morgan--not secret--darnit!
When did you see "Morgan" naked and how did you get on first name terms, I might ask...

As far as seeing me naked... well... I'll think about it.

Whatcha gonna give me?
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Ahh, sweet slyc... I still think that on sexy guy AV scales you definitely get a 10+.

What's everyone up to this evening?

ROLF!!
Flatterer

"ROLF?" Are you throwing up?
 

Old 01-22-2008, 08:43 PM   #1262
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"ROLF?" Are you throwing up?
Definately!

Who did what to poor Rolf?
Are we going to have to find a replacement for the evening?
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:44 PM   #1263
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When did you see "Morgan" naked and how did you get on first name terms, I might ask...

As far as seeing me naked... well... I'll think about it.

Whatcha gonna give me?
A gentleman never kisses and tells--but my reputation preceded me.

A potpourri of pleasure you will remember forever. Do we have a deal?
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:48 PM   #1264
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Morgan--not secret--darnit!
Are we talking in the flesh, so to speak? Or just a movie I haven't seen?
 

Old 01-22-2008, 08:50 PM   #1266
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Are there rules I missed?
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Nothing wrong that I've seen. What's going on, Molly?
 

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It wouldn't let me in for the longest time. Seems all right now though.
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:01 PM   #1269
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It wouldn't let me in for the longest time. Seems all right now though.
It's just trying to trick you into never leaving!
You're too well loved!
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:03 PM   #1270
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A gentleman never kisses and tells--but my reputation preceded me.

A potpourri of pleasure you will remember forever. Do we have a deal?
I'm just a titch more modest than some.
It'll take a bit of convincing.

Don't you think that my AV is nekkid enough? *pout*
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:03 PM   #1271
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Aren't I always?
Usually, sweets.
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:22 PM   #1272
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You're too well loved!
Are you flirting with me?
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:24 PM   #1273
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Are you flirting with me?
Always!

Is it working?
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:33 PM   #1274
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I'm just a titch more modest than some.
It'll take a bit of convincing.

Don't you think that my AV is nekkid enough? *pout*
A rolling repetition of rapture isn't enough to convince you?

And modesty is so adorable in a fetching female.

We will have to work up to it slowly--one piece of clothing at a time.

I love your AV darlin', it's just a tad etherial--And you're so cute when you pout.
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:40 PM   #1275
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Is it working?
Sweetie, if you had the right equipment, it probably would.
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