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The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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logophile said:
How am I ever going to quit when you guys keep using words like Easy Access?

Makes me think of topless Jamie Summers (porn star in the late 80's) wearing jeans full of all those holes...

*shiver*
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Sorry babe. :kiss: What was I thinking? :eek:
 
Don't think of it logo! Clear your mind. let the wind blow through you.... like the girl in that Maxfield Parrish painting..... thin white cloth pressed tight to her flesh by the natural force of the wind whipping around her......howling in her ears as it consumes and ravages her body in ethereal hunger....

Damn, now I'm horny again.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Don't think of it logo! Clear your mind. let the wind blow through you.... like the girl in that Maxfield Parrish painting..... thin white cloth pressed tight to her flesh by the natural force of the wind whipping around her......howling in her ears as it consumes and ravages her body in ethereal hunger....

Damn, now I'm horny again.
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Me too.
Maybe I should quit quitting and try to get laid.
Should we vote on it?
 
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for each of you Liz, Salvor and Logo. You've all made my day with your banter this morning!

Salvor- I stole your mug so you would have to come and get it back!!! :p

SJ
 
Sorry to break up the conversation here, I just read this thread title and thought I'd bitch for a minute.

GF's 'offline' for the 'regularly scheduled' 5-days until this weekend. Grr.

*pacing*

needless to say, I'm not getting laid today.
 
sophia jane said:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for each of you Liz, Salvor and Logo. You've all made my day with your banter this morning!

Salvor- I stole your mug so you would have to come and get it back!!! :p

SJ
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Ooooooooh in that case you're forgiven. or you will be after I get it back. :devil: With interest.
 
sophia jane said:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for each of you Liz, Salvor and Logo. You've all made my day with your banter this morning!

Salvor- I stole your mug so you would have to come and get it back!!! :p

SJ
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When you saw his mug you wanted to cup his... :nana:
 
Hey Unafraid.

Bitching is perfectly allowable. We all have our frustrations. WHich is why we are here. Misery loves company. or is that Missouri loves Timpani? Big drum fans in Missouri.

ok I need coffe now I'm becoming silly.
 
elfin_odalisque said:
:kiss: :heart: :heart: :kiss:

luv yer too sweetie. :rose:

Hope things are picking up for you.
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Yes. Just had a bad day last week, and a bit of a pity party. Much better now, thanks!

SJ
 
Just a thought

I'm sure it's already been suggested, but I think everybody on this thread should just get together and have one good-old-fashioned orgy.
 
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