Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

Cmon.....my girlfriend can take my whole length in one try. What are you, a rookie?
 
It's cool if my brother makes an Insta story of us, right?
 
You locked the door, right?

(was legit... and no... he didn't and then yes he got up and did)
 
What's your name?

Legit story.
I once dated a girl named Kerry, who was one of a pair of identical twins I had known since being 10 years old.

I went around after work and she seemed more amorous than usual. One thing led to another.
Thats when I said.

"I don't remember you having a birth mark there!"
Pause as she tensed.
"Shit.... you're Joanne....."

That night I found which was the kinkier sister.:devil:
 
Dollie

Do you like sharing?
Sharing is caring.

Can your dad join us?
I've had a father and son. It's fun so I suppose it's okay now.

Well I meant that it was funny, but actually I'm not opposed to sharing.
I've been shared and so has hubby. That's what friends are for.

Does your sister like to swallow.;)
I hope so because I don't.

Did I tell you my mother is coming to stay?
My hubby loves a mother/daughter threesome. Or four when I'm there.
Will mom be barefoot?
 
How many of the other boat passengers do you think perished before they washed ashore on Gilligan’s Island?
 
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