Saint Peter
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Tell me you weren't just a little impressed that I knew what a thunder well was.
VALIDATE ME!
Maybe you just got as lucky as a dog with two peckers.
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Tell me you weren't just a little impressed that I knew what a thunder well was.
VALIDATE ME!
Maybe you just got as lucky as a dog with two peckers.
A simple 'yes' would have sufficed.
Instead, I have to re-live the pain of being neutered.
The following is an actual question given on a University
of Arizona chemistry mid - term exam.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member
of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same,
the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact
that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
(As you may have guessed, this student received an A+ on the exam.)
Eh, I thought it was funny. No matter how old it is.
I don't understand why the woman gets to be on top.
They were making that joke since before Antoine Lavoisier.
Hey, I knew him....being old and all.
From what I can infer, that's not all you have going for you.
Just saw this and I have no idea what you mean.
Light hits near infinite speed in silver-coated glass
http://www.newscientist.com/article...ear-infinite-speed-in-silvercoated-glass.html
Albert is going to be pissed when he finds out about this!