Isolated Blurt Thread

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Oh, my baby's bum
is so very yum.
I want to touch it
and to grab it.

I wish that you could see
what that sexy butt does to me.
It is mine, all mine,
and like the moon it does shine.
You're welcome to grab
At the but that is so fab
We'd just like to stare
At the butt beyond compare
Only, we'd like it bare.
 
But we're not asking to touch
No, thank you very much
It's just a tiny peek
At those delish butt cheeks
Will not grab or clutch!

I don't think you understand
It's touched only by my hand.
I think you'll find,
Her butt's as beautiful as her mind.
Her cheeks are so kissable,
And only i am permissible.

:D
 
I don't think you understand
It's touched only by my hand.
I think you'll find,
Her butt's as beautiful as her mind.
Her cheeks are so kissable,
And only i am permissible.

:D
You can have her mind
We only want the behind
'cos it's such a pretty arse
It's not that we have asked
To, you know, bump and grind
 
You can have her mind
We only want the behind
'cos it's such a pretty arse
It's not that we have asked
To, you know, bump and grind

Ah but every inch of her is mine,
take it as a sign,
I am the keeper of her heart
her body is a work of art.
You shall not see it
not even one tit,
No never, for as long as forever,
learn this soon, you had better.

:D
 
Odes upon odes
of what sits on a commode? :confused:
A stinker that is,
and Stinker she is,
butt redhead so fine
is she simply divine? :rolleyes:

I shudder, I quake,
I wish I could make
my mind quit this silly
such wild debates
for misty ridden
cloth hidden behind.

With all due respect to the Stinker. :eek::D:rose:

you are SOOO lucky she went to take a nap Missy! :D
 
Ah but every inch of her is mine,
take it as a sign,
I am the keeper of her heart
her body is a work of art.
You shall not see it
not even one tit,
No never, for as long as forever,
learn this soon, you had better.

:D
Hmmm, maybe I could invent
A situational 'accident'
And peek at a tit
When I go visit
- A holiday well spent.

:cool:
 
Hmmm, maybe I could invent
A situational 'accident'
And peek at a tit
When I go visit
- A holiday well spent.

:cool:

Remember Dino's rule?
to see a friend's
nipples, is so not cool.
Assuming you like your eyes,
Direct them away from lucsious cheeks
i see through lies.

:D
 
Remember Dino's rule?
to see a friend's
nipples, is so not cool.
Assuming you like your eyes,
Direct them away from lucsious cheeks
i see through lies.

:D
But(t) Dino's rule is hers
She can do what she prefers
You won't be there
When I visit Misty, the fair
And the 'accident' occurs.

So don't you threaten me
I will get to see
Misty's fine behind
Unless I go blind
Between now and then, dearie

:D
 
Armchair philosophy

Thanks to the Fiance for this erudite commentary: "Americans are weird. They allow kids to own guns and cars as young as possible, but they can't drink or screw til years later.

For gods sake - allow them to have some ways to release their frustration before you give them weapons to take it out on people with!"

Oh well, it amused me :D
x
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But(t) Dino's rule is hers
She can do what she prefers
You won't be there
When I visit Misty, the fair
And the 'accident' occurs.

So don't you threaten me
I will get to see
Misty's fine behind
Unless I go blind
Between now and then, dearie

:D

This 'accident' shall not occur,
My wife to be shall not let it,
She has some choice too, duh.

When you visit my darling
to keep sister in law eyes at bay,
a hijab she shall be wearing.

She shall not bend,
in order for your eyes to wander,
and you shall lose, in the end.

She finds our poeming funny,
her embarrassed laugh,
was music to my ears, honey.

:p
 
I can't keep up
with bandied words
that keep me, uh, behind? ;)
Other than that,
who's a nut job,
or is it what?
and why is she clothed
hiding what everyone knows
are cheeks that speak
and salaciously peek
at eyes that find
(fill in the blank)

Oh, how's you? Oh, never mind, I know. Don't be keeping the stinker up so much. Uh, skip that, it keeps her out of trouble.

:D lol :D

Tis odd, you know,
how one can foolishly find
words like candied spears
hurled sweetly at your eyes ears
when Dampy is being denied
access to your divine
who, pun intended, has
damppanties each time you speak.

Huh? :confused:

I bid you adieu, for now I really must go . . . hide. :D

*snicker* cute :D
 
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