Hey there! I left you a coffee ages ago, thinking you might need it after the shenanigans in the hot tub! It's cold now, so here's another one.
And there may be some makka kapi left.
Thank you for the coffee. Anything involving cucumber, especially in my fragile stare, it likely to result in me filling this tub with something no-one's gonna be happy with...
Good night last night?
As this woke me up, I was less than impressed. I like to hear about these things when I can actually do something about them.
I was texted at about midnight by the Fella from the living room complaining about rain coming in the wall.
Maybe they should have left the scaffold up.
I'll have a coffee. It's a little early yet for raw fish and seaweed this morning.
. I just make the tea and carry out the biscuits in my tippy li'l ole kitten heels. When I pay for something, I always hope it'll be done right but curiously, there always seems to be some little extra thing that requires them popping back for more tea and biscuits ....
Tell me about it
HP, do you know what, this Kitchenaid cakemixer looks damn fine, much better than the pippity-ping. But the kitchen surfaces are a revolting mock green marble. Since you were so wonderful at helping me change the water in the wishy-washy bottle in the car, I'm wondering if we could do the surfaces with some other stuff? My friend says she found some amazing stuff that will stick to anything. We might even manage to entrap the Piglet in it and prevent her being such a PITA! There was a fantastic PITA display this morning, matched only by mad MILF on a mission. No prizes for guessing who won, and who went off to their music lesson with their sorry little tail between their legs. LOL.
Tell me about it
HP, do you know what, this Kitchenaid cakemixer looks damn fine, much better than the pippity-ping. But the kitchen surfaces are a revolting mock green marble. Since you were so wonderful at helping me change the water in the wishy-washy bottle in the car, I'm wondering if we could do the surfaces with some other stuff? My friend says she found some amazing stuff that will stick to anything. We might even manage to entrap the Piglet in it and prevent her being such a PITA! There was a fantastic PITA display this morning, matched only by mad MILF on a mission. No prizes for guessing who won, and who went off to their music lesson with their sorry little tail between their legs. LOL.
). I think a few rolls of sticky stuff stuck over the nasty green marble should do it. Then the painter guys will come back and repaint the kitchen and perhaps I can get some decent lino for the floor. Or maybe the floor is OK now I started cleaning it a bit more regularly. 
Thanks guys, I'm just waiting for HP to come and give me practical advice here, since I haven't got an elderly relative to leave me money nor any nice leftovers from the 60s (apart from myself, that is
Anyway, I think the Kitchenaid cakemixer needs better kitchen tops to fully display its manifold charms. I'm going on Facebook now to ask my friend about it. Her husband is Welsh-speaking Welsh so he will have skipped off for the day's rugby and she'll be glad to hear from a pal.
What seems to be the problem, ?
Is it that the machine slippy-slidey round the worktop or a mere appearance problem.
There's a very useful material which is used (or most advertised) for use in Caravans /Mobile homes.
Oh dear, no, I'm a MILF! Of course it's about appearances.
That sounds good. Does it have a brand name like Dior or Chanel or something?
I suggest a bit of lino
Be serious, Dragon! You aren't really advising me to put lino on my kitchen counters. I'm seeking advice on brands of stuff from my friend and I shall be back to pester you for practical advice. Do you think the Fella will be very upset if I mess up his toolbox?
Well, while they're pretty easy on the eyes, I do prefer the Dieus du Stade calendar produced every Christmas in France.Di, Anna! I posted a piccie of the Italian rugby players in the rugby thread for you.
Hearing your daughter say that had to be a hard thing. *hugs* Smoking is a funny thing, and I say this as a woman who has never been curious about trying it and lost her beloved grandfather to emphysema. Interestingly, what the stats about smoking don't reveal is the numbers of people who never smoke yet still contract smoking-related cancers.
It's great and I can already feel it easing the tension from my neck and shoulders.
My apologies for abandoning you, steve. I'm glad to hear that your Friday had been good, but sleep was calling and half a beer too many required me to exit the hot tub.OK, what the Hell happened last night? Last thing I remember was sitting in a hot tub full of Merlot with a hot chick next to me (which combination, by the way, made an already good Friday even better...
I'm never drinking an entire tub again...
*mumble mutter coffee mumble grumble *
Oh, sorry... Morning, everyone.
Be serious, Dragon! You aren't really advising me to put lino on my kitchen counters. I'm seeking advice on brands of stuff from my friend and I shall be back to pester you for practical advice.
Do you think the Fella will be very upset if I mess up his toolbox?
