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Old 01-04-2006, 07:08 PM   #26
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Have you ever, have you never watched something so situationaly erotic that you reached orgasm without touching yourself?

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Old 01-04-2006, 07:08 PM   #27
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Shanglan, that is just WRONG!!!


And I thought I was warped....
I swear it was for the cat's own good. Ungrateful wretch!
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Old 01-04-2006, 07:12 PM   #28
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I can't say I have.


Oooh, have you ever looked up from the sofa midst passion to see someone staring in through the front room window?
Nope, but I did lift my head from between her legs to see her kids standing in the doorway with a very shocked expression on their faces.

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Old 01-04-2006, 08:03 PM   #29
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Old 01-04-2006, 08:06 PM   #30
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Old 01-04-2006, 08:11 PM   #31
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Yes - unsuccessfully - several times.
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Old 01-04-2006, 08:24 PM   #32
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Have you ever NOT wanted to downshift on a slope and just kinda clipped the rear end of a Mercedes with your Honda Civic when you were 16 years old & more than a little bit buzzed?
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Old 01-04-2006, 08:55 PM   #33
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:14 PM   #34
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have you ever stayed illegally in another country for an extended period - without being aware that you were doing so?
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:44 PM   #35
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have you ever stayed illegally in another country for an extended period - without being aware that you were doing so?
Have you ever been informed that you were no longer welcome in another country?

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Old 01-04-2006, 09:46 PM   #36
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Have you ever literaly scared the piss out of someone? Had it scared out of you?

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Old 01-04-2006, 09:48 PM   #37
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Have you ever NOT wanted to downshift on a slope and just kinda clipped the rear end of a Mercedes with your Honda Civic when you were 16 years old & more than a little bit buzzed?
Have you ever run over a Mercedes with a Bulldozer? Have you ever blown up a Beemer?

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(Okay so my childhood, which is still ongoing was a bit depraved.)
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:49 PM   #38
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Have you ever fucked a ministers daughter? (She wasn't as good as I had been led to believe.)

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Old 01-04-2006, 09:55 PM   #39
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Have you ever fucked a ministers daughter? (She wasn't as good as I had been led to believe.)

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Hey watch it...I may actually have one someday
(a daughter that is!!!!!!!!!)
If she comes from my loins, she damn well better be good


OKAY...Have you ever had sex with a minister? (LOL, if so why wasn't it me???
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:58 PM   #40
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Have you ever urinated with a celebrity???

Mine was Dizzy Gillespe.....
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:59 PM   #41
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Have you ever fucked a ministers daughter? (She wasn't as good as I had been led to believe.)

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I fucked a minister's son for 6 years.

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Old 01-04-2006, 10:00 PM   #42
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Mine was Dizzy Gillespe.....

Ooo, a friend of mine whizzed next to Henry Kissinger!
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:01 PM   #43
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Have you ever had sex with 2 women in a 12 hour period...menage e trois don't count?
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:06 PM   #44
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Have you ever had to explain why there was a cock sized hole in the left over chocolate pudding?
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:10 PM   #45
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Have you ever...
... gotten an open invitation to supper at a celebrity's home?
... had a celebrity change your flat tire?
... walked naked through the middle of an orgy without being touched?
... put enough explosives under a VW bug to make it launch into the air?
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:11 PM   #46
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Have you ever had to explain why there was a cock sized hole in the left over chocolate pudding?
Have you ever had to explain a very INTERESTING post to you current boyfriend
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:16 PM   #47
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Have you ever had to explain a very INTERESTING post to you current boyfriend
have you ever preferred to show him rather then tell?
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:21 PM   #48
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have you ever preferred to show him rather then tell?
Have you every suddenly found yourself without a snappy comeback???
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Have you ever suddenly turned on the tv and seen a buddy of yours as a guest on Oprah?????
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:45 PM   #50
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Well, it was my underwear...

Have you ever tied somebody down with toilet paper, then threatened to stop (insert actions here) if it broke?

or red thread... or mud...
And yes, by the way, that is BDSM- it's the BD part (Bondage/Disciplne)
BDSM doesn't always have to hurt...
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Have you ever had sex with 2 women in a 12 hour period...menage e trois don't count?
I think my all time slutting-around record was seven assorted people in one three-day weekend at the Rennaisance Faire- that was back in the seventies, though, I wouldn't have that kind of stamina now! And there was one mebage a trois included... Ah, memories...

have you ever forgotten to put get your manuscript out of the copier at... work...
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