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It's fun to write for an in-crowd, but a bit lonely. Local references mean nothing elsewhere. Only folks of a certain time and place know that 'spad' means 'retard'.
as does "spaz".
and us "retards" find all euphemisms for "neurologically different" offensive. Don't bother to make nother words, we know what you mean. We does have bad thinkings about you whichever words you use to insult us.