False. I want to hear
I won't tell you at what age I started or if I have stopped yet.
I have fucked a foot long piece of PVC pipe shoved between a mattress and box spring to keep it in place, with a latex rubber glove stretched over the open end. I cut the tip from the thumb of the glove, lubed it up and fucked it good.
I once stuck my cock between two vertical runners on the back of a shaker style wooden chair and and stood there fucking it until I came on the seat.
I once slit a hole in an old mattress, lubed it up, stripped down and fucked it in a buddy's garage while he and his sister watched.
I have fucked a can cozie, a roll of paper towels, a melon, panties and a shop-vac. Is this more of what you are looking for?
There are probably more things I will remember later.
UBW.
As for what a man sticks in his ass......................well that is a whole other thread
Now I really want to know what a can cozie is...
And I really, really would have liked to have seen the session with the shop vac!
The only thing I've ever stuck my penis into that would be considered weird would have to be a vacuum cleaner end as a young teen.
I heard it would make it longer and can tell you it doesn't.
I often wonder if I did any damage, cos it never really grew any more after that. Stupid.
