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Old 01-27-2013, 10:30 AM   #15176
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If you watch Jaws in reverse, its a movie about a shark that vomits up so many people they need to open a beach.
 

Old 01-27-2013, 03:14 PM   #15177
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:03 PM   #15178
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Apparently my type is gnomes... LOL
 

Old 01-28-2013, 12:33 AM   #15179
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:37 AM   #15180
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:39 AM   #15181
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:12 PM   #15182
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Hope this plumber can fix whatever is wrong! I would really like to be able to use my kitchen sink!
 

Old 01-28-2013, 01:45 PM   #15183
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Hope this plumber can fix whatever is wrong! I would really like to be able to use my kitchen sink!
Oh, I betcha I could fix your plumbing! I could probably do something with that sink too!
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:52 PM   #15184
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Oh, I betcha I could fix your plumbing! I could probably do something with that sink too!
The sink has been fixed...but if you wanna fix my plumbing come on over!
 

Old 01-28-2013, 04:37 PM   #15185
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:39 PM   #15186
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The sink has been fixed...but if you wanna fix my plumbing come on over!
I do make house calls.
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:53 PM   #15187
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I'm beginning to think my penis is bipolar. Earlier it was all, "Yeah baby, touch me. Come on. Touch me. Oh that's right."

Then, after about a half hour of playing with it, some other things I shant mention and a little mess, he's all, "Meh." And it just laid there like a 18 year old pothead, not wanting to get up.

Total mood swings.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:24 PM   #15188
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I do make house calls.
Book your flight, I'll get the frosting ready!
 

Old 01-28-2013, 07:36 PM   #15189
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Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?
 

Old 01-28-2013, 09:06 PM   #15190
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Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?
You only need one of them.
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:16 PM   #15191
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Yes. Particularly with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:31 PM   #15192
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Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?
Did you set yours down someplace and forget where?

I've done that with my keys a few times, and once I left my Blackberry in the fridge.
I know, scatter-brain, right?

Check the top drawer in the desk, or maybe that drawer in the kitchen that has the elastic bands, expired coupons, and the single beater from that hand-held mixer you no longer own. If I was to misplace a liver, I'd look there first.

Oh, one last thing... how many livers do you have? I may have misplaced one or two myself, depending on your answer.
 

Old 01-28-2013, 11:21 PM   #15193
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If you need a liver, I know a guy.

(Opens trench coat with livers inside)
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Old 01-29-2013, 03:30 AM   #15194
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Book your flight, I'll get the frosting ready!
Flight 603, lands at 9:15am!
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Old 01-29-2013, 06:26 AM   #15195
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Livers are highly over-rated.

Don't forget to look under the couch, between the couch cushions, and in the kitty bed.
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Old 01-29-2013, 07:47 AM   #15196
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It's probably with all those odd socks.
 

Old 01-29-2013, 08:26 AM   #15197
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is it weird that i'm crushing a little on marissa mayer, the CEO of yahoo?

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Old 01-29-2013, 11:51 AM   #15198
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Serenity now!
 

Old 01-29-2013, 12:33 PM   #15199
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Could be pretty serious.

You pulled out the "Shift" key.
 

Old 01-29-2013, 12:41 PM   #15200
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Nah, not misplaced, though I did look in all the places suggested and found $4.33 in change..woot!

I was just contemplating meds that help condition A, but the result is your liver goes on the 'rock star circuit' and burns itself out on booze and young blondes...or rather, it 'could'....

If 'coulds' were 'woulds' I would have a...forest...full golf bag...

But, that being said...its nice to 'know a guy that knows a guy'
 
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