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“At work today Bob had an uncontrollable bout of bloody diarrhea, at his chair, in the middle of the office. I had to drive the poor bastard to County General. Long story short your cars a little messy honey, but I hear old Bob will be fine.”
 
loquere said:
“At work today Bob had an uncontrollable bout of bloody diarrhea, at his chair, in the middle of the office. I had to drive the poor bastard to County General. Long story short your cars a little messy honey, but I hear old Bob will be fine.”
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Oh, very good!
:D:D
 
"Condom... No I don't believe in protection, STD hah, that's simply an illuminati myth!"
 
uttered by a female: Oh? This really wasn't your first time? <shrug> Sure seemed like it to me.
 
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