Have you ever_____?

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Yes. :eek:

We were in uni, and my guy tried oral on me. He sucked on one side of my labia way long and it frekkin ballooned! I figured it would be fine in the morning. Not so lucky. After waddling about to classes all day (and wondering if this was what a guy's balls felt like?) I broke down and went to ED. My dear novice had busted a blood vessel and half my pussy was bruised purple! I spent my waking hours for the next day in my dorm with an ice pack between my legs.

The fucker laughed when I told him. That was his last date with me.

HYE dumped a person purely because of lousy sex?

HYE had oral performed by an expert? ;)
 
No, never had. Been to the ER enough, just never from a sexual injury.

HYE hit on a nurse in the ER while you were a patient. (High on painkillers optional).
 
No, never had. Been to the ER enough, just never from a sexual injury.

HYE hit on a nurse in the ER while you were a patient. (High on painkillers optional).

Ugh no. I lived in the same rental house as three nurses. That kinda killed that particular fetish for me.


HYE needed a date to bail you out of jail?
 
No, never had. Been to the ER enough, just never from a sexual injury.

HYE hit on a nurse in the ER while you were a patient. (High on painkillers optional).

yes, all the time i get a chance too. i love nurses.

HYE fucked your partner on a hospital bed before?
 
If you define partner as someone I was in a relationship with no.

If by partner you mean the person I was having sex with while in the hospital bed, yes.

HYE apologized to someone for seducing them?
 
nope

HYE gotten caught fucking your girl by your parents?

I don't fuck girls, so the answer would be a very definite NO.


HYE been singing like mad in your car to the radio, stopped at a red light and see the person in the car next to you smiling at your shenanigans?
 
I don't fuck girls, so the answer would be a very definite NO.


HYE been singing like mad in your car to the radio, stopped at a red light and see the person in the car next to you smiling at your shenanigans?

I do not sing so the answer is a very definite No .


HYE been curious about gay sex ?
 
ok ricky... I need a little splainin. I have no idea what that means.

HYE "swapped" calls on your phone and said something flirty to the wrong person?

LOL...well, not from swapping on the cell, but from calling the wrong number...:eek:

HYE "accidentally" said something provocative to someone...on purpose?
 
LOL...well, not from swapping on the cell, but from calling the wrong number...:eek:

HYE "accidentally" said something provocative to someone...on purpose?

lol.. girls don't do that ::::batting eyelashes:::: :devil:

HYE pretended not to notice a flirt so that you could bring it up later?
 
lol.. girls don't do that ::::batting eyelashes:::: :devil:

HYE pretended not to notice a flirt so that you could bring it up later?

Why would I do that? :D Much more fun to flirt right back...

Most of my flirts are truly the innocent type...:eek:

HYE "goosed" a stranger while at a large reception/party ?
 
Why would I do that? :D Much more fun to flirt right back...

Most of my flirts are truly the innocent type...:eek:

HYE "goosed" a stranger while at a large reception/party ?

no.. but I'll ask.. do men like that? I mean.. you wouldn't think it was strange that some woman just came up and felt your behind??

HYE done that? goosed a stranger at a party?
 
no.. but I'll ask.. do men like that? I mean.. you wouldn't think it was strange that some woman just came up and felt your behind??

HYE done that? goosed a stranger at a party?

No. It's creepy. I WOULD however, goose someone I was intimate or intimately familiar with.

HYE left a party with a partner who was different than the partner you arrived at the party with?
 
No. It's creepy. I WOULD however, goose someone I was intimate or intimately familiar with.

HYE left a party with a partner who was different than the partner you arrived at the party with?

no.. not unless you count those times when you arrive with friends and leave with a specific someone

HYE left your date because another romantic partner suddenly became free?
 
no.. but I'll ask.. do men like that? I mean.. you wouldn't think it was strange that some woman just came up and felt your behind??

HYE done that? goosed a stranger at a party?

yes...one has to be careful though...and not be obvious.
I think she liked it...;)
Other times...well, it's a good thing they didn't know who it was.

And yes...maybe...it would be flattering.

No. It's creepy. I WOULD however, goose someone I was intimate or intimately familiar with.

HYE left a party with a partner who was different than the partner you arrived at the party with?

Nope, always leave with the one that brought ya...

HYE purchased a sex toy on line and had it shipped to your work?
 
no.. not unless you count those times when you arrive with friends and leave with a specific someone

HYE left your date because another romantic partner suddenly became free?

Oh did I ever. Wound up marrying her.

HYE, when you couldn't be with the one you love, loved the one you're with?
 
Oh sure.

HYE been on the phone while receiving oral (unknown to the caller)

Yes, and I hate that. I am a horrible actor so while I am trying to swat them away and the person on the other ends wonders WTF is going on I just say I am trying to swat a pest! That only encourages them, argh. :rolleyes:

yes...one has to be careful though...and not be obvious.
I think she liked it...;)
Other times...well, it's a good thing they didn't know who it was.

And yes...maybe...it would be flattering.



Nope, always leave with the one that brought ya...

HYE purchased a sex toy on line and had it shipped to your work?

Haa haa yes...but I had it shipped in the name of another douche that I couldn't stand. And I sent it myself. Making sure very large "Fleshlight" stickers were emblazoned on the package. The front office girls thought it was hilarious. :D

HYE performed an epic win office prank?
 
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