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The Wife of Bath's Tail

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And back to The Wife of Bath

For certeyn, olde dotard, by your leave
You shall have queynte right enough at eve ...
What aileth you to grouche thus and groan?
Is it for ye would have my queynte alone?
 
And back to The Wife of Bath

For certeyn, olde dotard, by your leave
You shall have queynte right enough at eve ...
What aileth you to grouche thus and groan?
Is it for ye would have my queynte alone?

One day in the canyon,
No pants on her quim,
A rattlesnake saw her
And flung himself in.

Charlotte the Harlot
gave cowboys the frights:
The only vagina
that rattles and bites.
 
One day in the canyon,
No pants on her quim,
A rattlesnake saw her
And flung himself in.

Charlotte the Harlot
gave cowboys the frights:
The only vagina
that rattles and bites.

Cowboys and rattlesnakes requires a happy 30th anniversary to that infamous western comedy/borderline soft porn movie...

Lust in the Dust

With a cast that includes Tab Hunter, Cesar Romero, and Divine it is a now a cult classic. Enjoy the trailer for it above! :D

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One day in the canyon,
No pants on her quim,
A rattlesnake saw her
And flung himself in.

Charlotte the Harlot
gave cowboys the frights:
The only vagina
that rattles and bites.

The funeral procession was forty miles long,

And all of the cowboys were singing the song,

"Here lies a maiden who never kept score,

Charlotte the Harlot, the cowpuncher's whore."
 
The funeral procession was forty miles long,

And all of the cowboys were singing the song,

"Here lies a maiden who never kept score,

Charlotte the Harlot, the cowpuncher's whore."

In spite of the way so many people seem to live their lives, this is one fallacy they need to deal. Aint gonna be no UHaul behind your hearse!

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In spite of the way so many people seem to live their lives, this is one fallacy they need to deal. Aint gonna be no UHaul behind your hearse!

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Days of Our Lives - long running US TV soapie

These Are the Best Days of our Lives - Richard Clapton (Aussie singer songwriter)

A Day in the Life (The Beatles)
 
Movies...disaster movies from the 1970's...

Airport, Earthquake, Towering Inferno, Poseidon Adventure, The Hindenburg, The Cassandra Crossing, etc.

Discuss!

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.... Discuss!
:eek: It sounds like one of the assignments I have to mark.

I just know there will be one student who does both Option 1 and Option 2 in spite of my telling them clearly that options are ... optional! :rolleyes:
 
.... Discuss!
:eek: It sounds like one of the assignments I have to mark.

I just know there will be one student who does both Option 1 and Option 2 in spite of my telling them clearly that options are ... optional! :rolleyes:

Discus? I thought that was something to do with the Olympic Games. Of course, I could be wrong. :)
 
Discus? I thought that was something to do with the Olympic Games. Of course, I could be wrong. :)

A differently placed letter can make all the difference.

Like that set of words I posted in More Humor. My favourite was:
Cashtration
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
:D

I can laugh particularly hard at that as I downsized and have no mortgage. : onefingeremoticon: - that's for the banks. :cool:
 
Wow!
That's a good 'un.

That's called "Disney After Dark" and was done back in the 1970's or 80's I guess. The artist was selling signed prints and Disney had a whole fleet of lawyers crawl up his ass to put a stop to it. Those original prints, when you can find one, go for some serious dollars. I've seen and held one when a guy brought it into the antique store I had about 15 years ago.

As much as I would have loved to have owned it, I just didn't have an extra $1,000 laying around. :rolleyes:

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That's called "Disney After Dark" and was done back in the 1970's or 80's I guess. The artist was selling signed prints and Disney had a whole fleet of lawyers crawl up his ass to put a stop to it. Those original prints, when you can find one, go for some serious dollars. I've seen and held one when a guy brought it into the antique store I had about 15 years ago.

As much as I would have loved to have owned it, I just didn't have an extra $1,000 laying around. :rolleyes:

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Well and truly after dark. In fact After Midnight. (But it seems to be still light. How could that happen? :eek:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Tiqv4Irjs
 
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