Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

"Say, hel-lo to my leetuhl friend...":D {Bad Al Pacino impression...}
 
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"Don't worry about my cat... he just likes to watch. Besides he's declawed anyway."
 
"OOO, yeah, yeah, YEAH!!!--my dad loves this position too!"
 
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"I never knew a penis could bend at that angle... That must smart a little?"
 
"I love big, juicey, heart-shaped butts...hey, baby, why are you getting dressed?"
 
"Sometime they just break... they're made in China afterall."
 
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