MagicaPractica
Alchemist
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You know, I've always thought people who use that as a pejorative probably don't truly appreciate the wonders of the va-jay-jay.He said Dora and Vera are cunts too!
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You know, I've always thought people who use that as a pejorative probably don't truly appreciate the wonders of the va-jay-jay.He said Dora and Vera are cunts too!
You know, a va-jay-jay by any other name still tastes as sweet.
Well, I bet it's the contagious sounding cough.If you're not getting any, you're probably not asking nicely enough.
Well, I bet it's the nervous tic and the hunchback.
Oh, there's no end to the inequalities and circumlocutions that have caused my privations.
And she changes from day to day, but that's to be expected.Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl but she hasn't got a lot to say.
And she orgasms from the slightest slap to her soft round butt cheeks.
Nice video. I'm calling Bullshit, he's going to want to meet you!
Listen, I have no time to listen to your juvenile shit today. I'm meeting my husband right now and I can't wait to have him fuck me like a Bull, like he always does.
Aftercare is part of the experience; it's all-in! I even wash the bedsheets, the next day
You burned dinner. Its inedible now, I'm gonna starve!
While I appreciate that, dear, my belly button is not a candle holder.I love eating by candlelight.
I was already wondering; it's too damn dark in here!
Turn off the freakin light, you're responsible for global warming.
Fuck political correctness, fake boobs!
Hey, I love boobs.
I tend to chew.
Back of the line, no cutting in.
But the rope is almost gone, and you're giving these people too much.
Children are the future.
I'm ninty eight years old, please fuck me one last time!
Duly noted.When I'm too old for sex, turn me into a cyborg!
I love loud unencumbered sex in cemeteries.
I'm masturbating in a hot tub and reading a cookbook at the same time. Does that make me creepy?
So, the fooling around at a bar full of fickle women is nothing to worry about, doc?