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I have been reading stories on the experience project website about Sexless Marriage. They are not giving me much hope.
 
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

Or a pit of "dumbass", put all the stupid fuckers in there and then cover it over. Problem solved. I don't know, has anyone ever been able to dig a hole that deep?
 
My house smells like freshly baked Tangy Lemon Slice.... who's coming for supper?!

Oooooh! Me! Me! Raising hand and jumping up and down. :D

My son's best friend is coming over. He's a budding chef and is always poking around in the kitchen when I'm cooking or baking. He continually harrasses me since I came home with 3 whole pork roasts I impulse bought at the Wegman's. They were so cheap I couldn't resist so I'm making a pork roast with fresh spaetzle. Got a rep to uphold.

I must muster the strength to go down and get some coffee--only been at work and hour and am already flagging. This kind:


not this kind (even though it looks much more fun)
 
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