Isolated Blurt Thread

PolyOkie · Feb 24, 2009

tootle pip!

There was this hot chick at the George Pub in Amesbury that would say that as she was leaving the pub. She would waste me at fussball and that really got my goat. Wore the shortest mini skirts I had ever seen up to then!

Oh baby! I really wanted to dive between those legs but there were too many people around that I did not want to know I was a switch hitter!

Marty

Lady_Guenivere · Feb 24, 2009

damppanties said:
That's exactly where I am at the moment. I'm sharing cos you should be happy that someone else is going through the same torment. *sigh*

Yes, I am happy that you are tormented too

thank you for sharing.

I still don't know what to do about it...

TheeGoatPig · Feb 24, 2009

TheeGoatPig said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo..........

I am 99.999% done with this job. All I have to do is make prints and copies. I made prints, but I had a layer turned off and have to reprint everything. If I had done it right the first time I would be done right now. But upon trying to reprint everything, I had to replace and ink cartridge. And now the printer isn't recognizing one of the ink cartridges! It won't print anything at all now! What the hell?

Called our service agent, and my plotter needs a new ink cradle, otherwise it is bricked.

$100 to have the copies done out of office.

Blerg.

sophia jane · Feb 24, 2009

I need a serious pep talk.

togitc · Feb 24, 2009

I am in a relationship with a wonderful woman. This is not the first time we have met and it will not be the last. She is my mate, my lover, and friend. Finding her was an amazing blessing, I had been searching my life for her, I never knew her name but I knew how she felt in my arms, how her skin felt on my fingers, and her kiss haunted me. I admit that I had given up looking for her, I did not think I would ever find her. Love was not a thing I was meant to felt, I thought.

This I say because last night she asked me to marry her. A little history, I am divorced and did not ever plan on dating seriously let alone thinking about getting married again. When she asked me I said yes, without hesitation, with smile on my face, and my heart soaring. This woman I love and thinking about her in my life from now on, in this one and the next, it makes me so unbelievably happy.

Happiness is something in short supply in my life until I met her. Now I smile constantly, the world is not as imposing, and knowing that she loves me as much as I love her gives me more strength than I can ever say.

In short, I love you, I trust you, and I look forward to being your husband.

Trombonus · Feb 24, 2009

Damn, that hit me like a ton of bricks, but a good ton of bricks.

*cries*

damppanties · Feb 24, 2009

Lady_Guenivere said:
Yes, I am happy that you are tormented too thank you for sharing.

I still don't know what to do about it...

Oh, I don't either. I'm hoping it'll run its course. Someday.

Lady_Guenivere · Feb 24, 2009

togitc said:
I am in a relationship with a wonderful woman. This is not the first time we have met and it will not be the last. She is my mate, my lover, and friend. Finding her was an amazing blessing, I had been searching my life for her, I never knew her name but I knew how she felt in my arms, how her skin felt on my fingers, and her kiss haunted me. I admit that I had given up looking for her, I did not think I would ever find her. Love was not a thing I was meant to felt, I thought.

This I say because last night she asked me to marry her. A little history, I am divorced and did not ever plan on dating seriously let alone thinking about getting married again. When she asked me I said yes, without hesitation, with smile on my face, and my heart soaring. This woman I love and thinking about her in my life from now on, in this one and the next, it makes me so unbelievably happy.

Happiness is something in short supply in my life until I met her. Now I smile constantly, the world is not as imposing, and knowing that she loves me as much as I love her gives me more strength than I can ever say.

In short, I love you, I trust you, and I look forward to being your husband.

That was beautiful and very heart warming to read. Thank you for sharing your joy. I am sincerely happy for you. :rose:

Nirvanadragones · Feb 24, 2009

Omg . . . I just lied about my age. I guess it's only downhill from here?

impressive · Feb 24, 2009

Nirvanadragones said:
Omg . . . I just lied about my age. I guess it's only downhill from here?

Depends on which way you lied, I suppose.

Nirvanadragones · Feb 24, 2009

impressive said:
Depends on which way you lied, I suppose.

*nods*

Downhill then. Maybe I should get a skateboard.

cloudy · Feb 24, 2009

Nirvanadragones said:
*nods*

Downhill then. Maybe I should get a skateboard.

a go-cart is way cooler.

Nirvanadragones · Feb 24, 2009

cloudy said:
a go-cart is way cooler.

Not exactly my style.

I think I'll just be pulled down the hill unwillingly.

Misty_Morning · Feb 25, 2009

I went and renewed my tag this morning and also reapplied for a passport...sinsc I can't find my expired passport that was in my other name and couldn't find my divorce papers (not that I looked all that hard) I hard to apply as a first timer.

They ask...have you ever had a passport?

Yes.

Do you still have it?

No.

Has it it been lost or stolen.

Lost.

What was the number of you passport?

Ummmm....dunno...it's LOST!

Plus, my picture really made me look old. They asked me to tilt my head slightly down to avoid a glare from my glasses.

I look like Mick Jagger. ....Jowls.

I swear to god, if I ever win the lottery, I am gonna have a face lift.

Stretch me baby, stretch me.

Damn..I am now officially closer to 50 than I am to 40.

*sobs*

Fallenfromgrace · Feb 25, 2009

Misty_Morning said:
Stretch me baby, stretch me.

If i were there i'd stretch you...out on the bed and fuck you senseless...

:devil:

cloudy · Feb 25, 2009

It's getting hot in here.

so take off all your clothes.

feeeriek · Feb 25, 2009

Nirvanadragones said:
Omg . . . I just lied about my age. I guess it's only downhill from here?

*roti spew* so how old are you now

Misty_Morning · Feb 25, 2009

cloudy said:
It's getting hot in here.

so take off all your clothes.

you first...and we'll need photographic proof.

Nirvanadragones · Feb 25, 2009

feeeriek said:
*roti spew* so how old are you now

Um . . . you don't want to ask that question.

Too late, Cloudy. :kiss:

feeeriek · Feb 25, 2009

Nirvanadragones said:
Um . . . you don't want to ask that question.

Too late, Cloudy.

that old huh

Nirvanadragones · Feb 25, 2009

feeeriek said:
that old huh

Old enough to be here.

feeeriek · Feb 25, 2009

Nirvanadragones said:
Old enough to be here.

you could be lieing about that too you do realise :devil:

cloudy · Feb 25, 2009

Misty_Morning said:
you first...and we'll need photographic proof.

It's too friggin' cold, plus my husband's here!

ewwwww

Nirvanadragones said:
Too late, Cloudy.

well....that's good for you - you don't have icky men around.

Nirvanadragones · Feb 25, 2009

cloudy said:
It's too friggin' cold, plus my husband's here!

ewwwww

well....that's good for you - you don't have icky men around.

I have a man in my bed right now. But he's a big pussy.

feeeriek said:
you could be lieing about that too you do realise

Yes, I'm actually a 14 year old teenage boy.

AvoidingRealWork · Feb 25, 2009

cloudy said:
plus my husband's here!

Isn't that reason enough?

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