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Coveting your husband's gamboling lasses in your backyard is a great way to get back to your feminine side.
Nothing better than a gamboling gal to bring out the woman in you.
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Coveting your husband's gamboling lasses in your backyard is a great way to get back to your feminine side.
Nothing better than a gambling problem to bring out the slut in your wife.
Please honey, if you're going to keep grumbling so much, I'll have to charge you more than twenty bucks a try!
If at first you don't smell sweet, try a different Chanel.
Flatulence can bleed the romance for sure.
That's the last lime she pits in my face!
You know those Jews are very Hasidic - see the curls?
Maybe a nice coffee and some oohlalah?
You might ask in the knocking shop next door, madam, and ask if they have glory holes, but for most ladies a two-foot dildo is more than sufficient.
I'm interested more in birth than length.
Well, this one time, nine months ago . . . .
I'm so very embarrassed.
You stud you. Now pull your pants down so you don't mess them.
Chess, ma'am. Maybe you should just knock your king over while you're at it.
It will be a stormy night when I get hooked on a pair of gams like that. You should bare your chest for idiots to get a look.
So then, you're now Maureen Titman and not Maureen Legman?
I thought he wasn't into hussies!
No accountant should work in haste.
Meh. I should have known my gags fell flat. Lamentable!
A hair!
Yeah, it's difficult to tweeze down there round the back.
Hold still. I'll suck it for you.
That's quite a friendly otter!
But what's he diddling her with, there in his lap?
Handling our dandies like little children? What a creep!