The Birth of Horny Town U.S.A.

I just discovered this thread!
spent most of the morning reading the first and last pages and just need to throw in my $0.02.
"Hank's Garage: lube jobs a specialty" with a thriving towing business. Why is it that the women of Horner Springs are constantly running out of gas? Could it have something to do with Hank's nozzle?
"Doctor and Doctor Fine" married psychiatrists who are huge proponents of the radical new theory of "orgasm therapy" In order to meet the needs of their clients, they are likely both bisexual, and of course, quite willing to help with the treatments of one another's patients in particularly interesting cases.
And is there a bookstore? adult or otherwise?
 
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"Doctor and Doctor Fine" married psychiatrists who are huge proponents of the radical new theory of "orgasm therapy" In order to meet the needs of their clients, they are likely both bisexual, and of course, quite willing to help with the treatments of one another's patients in particularly interesting cases.

That gives a whole new meaning to the term 'headshrinker'. :D

Welcome aboard, miranda. :rose:
 
Oops!! I thought I posted this.

Laurel got back to me and is enjoying what we are doing!

They are working on a way to have multiple writers share credit for stories. Whoo Hoo! But it is very much a work in progress so it will be a while before it is ready.

In the meantime let's submit under our own names - crediting the gang as a whole in an opening Author note and making sure we are consistent with titles so the stories can easily be identified - "Horner Springs:specific title." For example, my first entry which I hope to finish this weekend is "Horner Springs:Why Lin Fu Hates Spiders."
The note I will use is the same I put in post #130 - "This story is set in Horner Springs, a town created and populated by a joint effort of numerous Literotica writers."
The title format, opening note, map, definitive character/location descriptions and directory of stories (as well as anything else anyone thinks we need) I will put in a new Official thread once I have them - turning this thread into the conversation and planning thread.

Again this whole thing is cooler and more fun than I ever imagined!! Whoo hoo!:D:D

I had better get cracking then. How is the map coming?

I figured out the Cop, his name is Randy Leroy Johnson, pronounced Yo-han-Son, like the Swedish. Uses the name Lee, says his last name was misspelled in Ellis Island and the family didn't change it. Of course his mail from the Government is addressed to Mr. Randy Johnson, much to the delight of the mail sorting girls, who wonder about this new man in town. :D

We need a list of names for the Mayor and Police Chief, ect. This will allow us to get all on the same pages and prevent those slips.

I can't wait to see the first story published.

Oh I am presuming that everyone is allowing the characters they create to be used by other authors as "Bit players" in stories, you know, If you need a character and don't want to develop one?
 
I had better get cracking then. How is the map coming?

I figured out the Cop, his name is Randy Leroy Johnson, pronounced Yo-han-Son, like the Swedish. Uses the name Lee, says his last name was misspelled in Ellis Island and the family didn't change it. Of course his mail from the Government is addressed to Mr. Randy Johnson, much to the delight of the mail sorting girls, who wonder about this new man in town. :D

We need a list of names for the Mayor and Police Chief, ect. This will allow us to get all on the same pages and prevent those slips.

I can't wait to see the first story published.

Oh I am presuming that everyone is allowing the characters they create to be used by other authors as "Bit players" in stories, you know, If you need a character and don't want to develop one?

Let's have a lady mayor, the first ever lady mayor in town. Eloise Bensen is in her mid-fifties and was born and raised in Horner Springs. She won the election by default (the old mayor who was up for re-election died in bed...) and has been fighting the overbearing males who rule the town board. These men can include local businessmen.

The loudest board member is an outsider who moved to Horner Springs five years ago. He's seemingly sexist and always votes against Eloise. His name is Edgar Allen and he's a sixty-something bachelor with a goofy smile and hard eyes (blue probably). He lives just outside of town in a beautiful million dollar mansion that he had out-of-town contractors build.

This of course, didn't sit well with another board member, Brent Jameson, who owns his own construction business called "Hammer Men". Brent is your typical builder - all brawn and tan and big, handsome shoulders. He's big, almost 6 1/2 feet tall, and has the brains to run a successful business. The ladies love him because they're obsessed with his unruly bleach-blond locks and those handsome green eyes. Brent's never dated a single lady in town and there's a new fella in town who's caught this hunks eye.

That's all I've got for now. This is gonna be tons of fun!
 
Oh I am presuming that everyone is allowing the characters they create to be used by other authors as "Bit players" in stories, you know, If you need a character and don't want to develop one?

In order for a shareduniverse to work, characters must be shared --with a few reasonable limits.

First, only the creator of a character can kill off that character without explicit permission from the creator of the character.

Second, No drastic physical or mental changes to someone else's characters -- no homosxual orgies for a macho male character, no secret affairs for married characters who were created as faithful, etc -- except with explicit permission from the creator.

Third, For all practical purposes locations -- business interiors, building facades, etc -- should be treated as characters. No burning down the business district without agreements from the other authors affected.

I'm sure there are other "rules" I'm forgetting, but the general idea of working together instead of trying to upstage other authors should be kept in mind.
 
Let's have a lady mayor, the first ever lady mayor in town. Eloise Bensen is in her mid-fifties and was born and raised in Horner Springs. She won the election by default (the old mayor who was up for re-election died in bed...) and has been fighting the overbearing males who rule the town board. These men can include local businessmen.

The loudest board member is an outsider who moved to Horner Springs five years ago. He's seemingly sexist and always votes against Eloise. His name is Edgar Allen and he's a sixty-something bachelor with a goofy smile and hard eyes (blue probably). He lives just outside of town in a beautiful million dollar mansion that he had out-of-town contractors build.

This of course, didn't sit well with another board member, Brent Jameson, who owns his own construction business called "Hammer Men". Brent is your typical builder - all brawn and tan and big, handsome shoulders. He's big, almost 6 1/2 feet tall, and has the brains to run a successful business. The ladies love him because they're obsessed with his unruly bleach-blond locks and those handsome green eyes. Brent's never dated a single lady in town and there's a new fella in town who's caught this hunks eye.

That's all I've got for now. This is gonna be tons of fun!


If you write it they will cum, er come,
 
In order for a shareduniverse to work, characters must be shared --with a few reasonable limits.

First, only the creator of a character can kill off that character without explicit permission from the creator of the character.

Second, No drastic physical or mental changes to someone else's characters -- no homosxual orgies for a macho male character, no secret affairs for married characters who were created as faithful, etc -- except with explicit permission from the creator.

Third, For all practical purposes locations -- business interiors, building facades, etc -- should be treated as characters. No burning down the business district without agreements from the other authors affected.

I'm sure there are other "rules" I'm forgetting, but the general idea of working together instead of trying to upstage other authors should be kept in mind.


Sounds good to me, although some of VM's women characters I might want to 'test drive". But I've got enough on my hands as it is. Just need town person who's recognisable to say, "He went that'a ways" or some such.
I figure if we're weaving the stories, we can use the public knowledge from one story to the next, to tie chapters/sections together.

I ran into a place where I needed research, to pick up the proper nomenclature of the College's Human Sexualities Studies program, or what ever the "Correct" title will be. The mayor alludes to it in a town Council meeting and I didn't want to step on the tail of our Collegiate group.

Oh, Stella, I put in a line to allow a Manufacturer of feminine accessories and leather
“Horner Springs Flute and Fife, Suppliers of Distinctive Accoutrements,” also known as Lenore’s Dildo Factory, or The Dildo Factory. It was in Lenore and Andy O’Shaunessey’s garage right in the middle of town, Andy is a mid forties ex-carpenter, who was put to work by his wife turning exotic shapes on his wood lathe and painting them with exotic colors. Andy fills in during the fair as an air brush artist and is clever in his characters.

If you want to follow up with that, I'd be happy to adjust the citation and characters names ect.
 
And is there a bookstore? adult or otherwise?

I don't think one has been mentioned yet, but there definitely SHOULD be one. And I think it should be both adult and non-adult. Makes it more fun that way - hey, even avid smut readers need to explore new literary interests now and then (at least I do). Plus, there is a lot of eroticism in Great Literature, stuff that teachers conveniently pass over in the classroom . . . I was 25 before I realized just how *dirty* Walt Whitman's poetry is . . .
 
I don't think one has been mentioned yet, but there definitely SHOULD be one. And I think it should be both adult and non-adult. Makes it more fun that way - hey, even avid smut readers need to explore new literary interests now and then (at least I do). Plus, there is a lot of eroticism in Great Literature, stuff that teachers conveniently pass over in the classroom . . . I was 25 before I realized just how *dirty* Walt Whitman's poetry is . . .

Remember the two campus Futter University. The Liberal Arts campus will have a huge selection of literature, esp. fiction, history, social sciences, etc. and the Math and Engineering campus (formerly Horner Military Institute) will fill in with all the geeky, test tube and gears sort of thing. If there are to be two book stores in the town itself, then if one sells 'adult' literature (and Lenore's custom dildoes, filmy lingerie, leather goods for the connoisseur, etc.) then the other should be more of the antiquarian sort. Alfred's Antiquaries is only open Tues-Fri. afternoons or by appointment unless the opening of trout season occurs on Tues-Fri. then he's gone for the entire week. Alfred is balding, wears bow ties (even on the trout stream), has an entire closet of tweed jackets with elbow patches and really considers his store as a place for storing most of his beloved books. Getting him to actually sell you something is considered among Horner Springs' more esoteric genteel sports. Mostly people just go there to talk about books since half the store is taken up by a rag rug surrounded by ladderback rocking chairs. There's also a constant supply of hot water and a variety of teas for the asking.
 
If there are to be two book stores in the town ...

If there are just two bookstores in town, they are Barnes & Noble and Borders. Finding any other bookstore in small cities in the west is getting to be as hard as finding a department store not named Walmart, Target or K-Mart.

Adult Bookstores/toystores are one exception, but they are dying off as well because you can order their entire inventories online. (from places like the Literotica Store, if not from Amazon)

The other exception is the used/antiquarian bookstore. Again, online ordering is hurting business, but ironically saving many stores willing to do the research for you to find a book for your collection.
 
This town might have a lot of sex going on in it, but let's not make it all roses and peaches. Sex is NOT the town's main preoccupation, like everywhere else there are taxes and bills and fights with the PTA and parking tickets -- whether or not we deal with those things, sex is as always the respite from the cold, cruel realities of life. Right?

Despite their hobby slowly becoming an open secret, Lenore and Andy don't sell their toys openly. They have an internet business, and a word of mouth stream from a few of the locals. In my own experience, folk flip out about the "Eww, splinters!" aspect, and I've developed a half-dozen humorous reassurances for them... Many of my friends have no idea that I make dildos!
 
Fine. Lenore and Andy's competition is sold in Ye Purple Onyun and it's mostly shoddy, latex rubber that's made in some unspecified third world country. Better?
 
This town might have a lot of sex going on in it, but let's not make it all roses and peaches. Sex is NOT the town's main preoccupation, like everywhere else there are taxes and bills and fights with the PTA and parking tickets -- whether or not we deal with those things, sex is as always the respite from the cold, cruel realities of life. Right?

Despite their hobby slowly becoming an open secret, Lenore and Andy don't sell their toys openly. They have an internet business, and a word of mouth stream from a few of the locals. In my own experience, folk flip out about the "Eww, splinters!" aspect, and I've developed a half-dozen humorous reassurances for them... Many of my friends have no idea that I make dildos!

Stella!
Cool, your' picking it up then? I had placed/thought a shipping office downtown, but will change it to be at Lenore's "Day Job" in the ...?.Acme.?. Building,

Les-the mailman- sees the outgoing packages, long and slim, and wonders if they are Flutes or Fifes, then realizes that he doesn't know what the hell a fife is, but figures it's musical.

He delivers one to a Widow lady out on Route #3, and later meets her to deliver a package sent "Special Delivery".

She's waiting for a particularly attractive, accessory to her "Flute" she had ordered one that was in the Key of "C" but now she wonders if "A" wouldn't have been better?

The musical vibrating egg, is programmable and is set to whistel "Dixie", because Andy is a Civil War Fanatic.

Stella, the words in bold are yours to change, if you like or need to. I figure the boys at Futter U have designed the digital crap and had it built to include a piezo-electric "Speaker" fluid coupled to the shell of silicon, allowing full fidelity. Last semester's testing of the prototype had given the Senior Sorority girls a good sendoff, several are coming back for graduate studies in the new HSS program.

This is going to be fun.

VM?

What did you call the Human Sexual Studies program at the U? I hope that this is a new program because the Mayor decided to have the council pass an ordinance that public restrooms in town must have a working condom dispenser. Both Sexes!
 
The Horner Institute for Studies in Human Sexuality or 'Hish's' to the students enrolled. There are endless speculations as to who 'Hish' might have been ranging from the comedic to the pornographic, even though they all know that the department was originally funded by Horny the VI with the profits he made speculating in stocks. He pulled out of the market one week before the great crash of '29, bought bonds and made out like seven bandits.
 
The Horner Institute for Studies in Human Sexuality or 'Hish's' to the students enrolled. There are endless speculations as to who 'Hish' might have been ranging from the comedic to the pornographic, even though they all know that the department was originally funded by Horny the VI with the profits he made speculating in stocks. He pulled out of the market one week before the great crash of '29, bought bonds and made out like seven bandits.

So the "Institute" has been around for what 70 years? Perhaps, Until recently it was closely held field of study, but the "Time is right to come out," the Institute President said.??

Or will there be another cue for the Mayor to react to?
 
So the "Institute" has been around for what 70 years? Perhaps, Until recently it was closely held field of study, but the "Time is right to come out," the Institute President said.??

Or will there be another cue for the Mayor to react to?

Why not? Kinsey was doing his research prior to WWII and he was an entomologist. Since the Institute began under the auspices of Fanny Futter's Finishing School, it obviously was not a degree-granting body until the two schools melded. Then it became the first Ph.D program available. Others followed in Geology, Environmental Engineering, etc., but Hish's was the first.
 
Stella!
Cool, your' picking it up then? I had placed/thought a shipping office downtown, but will change it to be at Lenore's "Day Job" in the ...?.Acme.?. Building,

Les-the mailman- sees the outgoing packages, long and slim, and wonders if they are Flutes or Fifes, then realizes that he doesn't know what the hell a fife is, but figures it's musical.

He delivers one to a Widow lady out on Route #3, and later meets her to deliver a package sent "Special Delivery".

She's waiting for a particularly attractive, accessory to her "Flute" she had ordered one that was in the Key of "C" but now she wonders if "A" wouldn't have been better?

The musical vibrating egg, is programmable and is set to whistel "Dixie", because Andy is a Civil War Fanatic.

Stella, the words in bold are yours to change, if you like or need to. ...
Oddly enough, the Omega family have been reinactment fiends at times, and I used to sell my historically documented wooden didoes in surreptitious hen parties amidst the white canvas tents of Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Illinois, Indiana.

:)
 
Oddly enough, the Omega family have been reinactment fiends at times, and I used to sell my historically documented wooden didoes in surreptitious hen parties amidst the white canvas tents of Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Illinois, Indiana.

:)

Why not? Since the product is historically documented, such parties probably went on at the time. Whether they did so in the tent cities that followed the armies, I have no clue but it does seem reasonable.
 
Oddly enough, the Omega family have been reinactment fiends at times, and I used to sell my historically documented wooden didoes in surreptitious hen parties amidst the white canvas tents of Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Illinois, Indiana.

:)

So the "Whisteling Dixie" is a go? The Futtr Boys don't have the Distribution net to make any money and they try to talk Lenore into acting as distributor, but of course she has to try it out to see if the music is authentic.

Why not? Kinsey was doing his research prior to WWII and he was an entomologist. Since the Institute began under the auspices of Fanny Futter's Finishing School, it obviously was not a degree-granting body until the two schools melded. Then it became the first Ph.D program available. Others followed in Geology, Environmental Engineering, etc., but Hish's was the first.

Okay, but is there something that changed, a new public awareness program highlighting the Institute, or a recruiting drive that gathers, nubile cuties, for Horny XII to 'educate"?

I was looking for something to cue the Mayor's desire for condom machines.
 
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So the "Whisteling Dixie" is a go? The Futtr Boys don't have the Distribution net to make any money and they try to talk Lenore into acting as distributor, but of course she has to try it out to see if the music is authentic.



Okay, but is there something that changed, a new public awareness program highlighting the Institute, or a recruiting drive that gathers, nubile cuties, for Horny XII to 'educate"?

I was looking for something to cue the Mayor's desire for condom machines.

Uh, the current heir is Horny the VIII, a freshman at FU. I think the reason Her Honor wants condoms in both sets of restrooms is for the girls' protection. That's pretty easy and gets nods for Political Correctness. The opposition, being led by an outsider, thinks that rubbers are only for truckers and that proper young ladies shouldn't even think about such nasty things. He's obviously so out of touch he can't even find the end of a ten foot pole. :rolleyes:
 
Uh, the current heir is Horny the VIII, a freshman at FU. I think the reason Her Honor wants condoms in both sets of restrooms is for the girls' protection. That's pretty easy and gets nods for Political Correctness. The opposition, being led by an outsider, thinks that rubbers are only for truckers and that proper young ladies shouldn't even think about such nasty things. He's obviously so out of touch he can't even find the end of a ten foot pole. :rolleyes:

Horny the VII, got it. I agree that is why the Mayor wants the machines, but I'm looking for a cue for her to promote the Council resolution to make them mandatory.

She is tight with the University, because half the towns revenue comes from it, but she, being a forward thinking progressive, find something, that gives her the idea.

Since this should come from some action, idea, new course structure or ??

JeffLeigh is doing the Mayor, and I'm trying to not step on his toes, but she is a central character in town.

Shit, maybe she's just concerned that with the up coming Sesquicentennial celebration, timed to coincide with the start of new school year, that all those HSS students and the cowboys at the rodeo might tax the health care system?
 
So the "Whisteling Dixie" is a go? The Futtr Boys don't have the Distribution net to make any money and they try to talk Lenore into acting as distributor, but of course she has to try it out to see if the music is authentic.
Sure, but I bet "Bolero" would give a bigger buzz...
But Andy always says "You ain't just whistling Dixie" and by god he wanted Dixie to be the whistle on this toy.

"Men," as Lenore would say with a slight eyeroll, "He's gonna joke his way right out of my bed."
 
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Are the Futtr boys nerds? I like that-- nerdy electronics geeks with an erotic imagination that no one really notices...

A young woman of my acquaintance dated one of those. She said that he had a great little body and a lot of energy in bed "and no one knows but me."
 
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