Like "The Last Remake of Beau Geste"

Actually, it seems that people might want to read about Phil but perhaps I didn't satirize him enough. I depicted him as having an offbeat but happy marriage. A more popular story about him involves Rosario Dawson as the subject of his lust. (It's easy to find; it was posted this July.) He's in an alternative time line where he coaches a college women's basketball team. Presumably he never became the TV celebrity we know now.
 
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