1sickbastard
Seriously?
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Actually don't thank me. Who knew there was so much Archie porn?
I don't believe that! Nope nope nope.
I just ate two whole grain waffles and a strawberry yogurt.
I'm also planning my 2015 annual budget. I got kicked in the balls today and was told my growth would be an astronomical 20%.
I should just quit now. I have a 40% profit margin. What more can a girl do.
I don't know.
What more CAN a girl do?
Blow jobs are off the table.
Maybe anal?
Oh... are we going for just plain out wrong? Then I throw this into the ring!
If you're receptive I'm a giver, because I'm like that.
If a blow job is off the table, what about a 69 on the bed?
I've nothing to say, but it's never stopped me
In the ball game of life you're a pitcher. I get it.
Although, I play soccer and will peg you in the balls at about 45mph. If you're receptive, I'm a giver.
No, life is pretty good at kicking my in the balls, so I'll give that one a pass.
Thanks for the offer though.
Any time.
Now, bend over.