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Old 02-04-2013, 02:26 PM   #12201
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and you get <drum roll> a master baiter... (say that three times)

(You are so evil, Tio. I love you.)

I put in acrocephalic. . .
but it spears the master baiter.


I put in three pennies and a five year old coupon to Wendy's.
 

Old 02-04-2013, 06:26 PM   #12202
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I put in three pennies and a five year old coupon to Wendy's.

But Wendy is no longer there.


I put in a dead cable.
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Old 02-04-2013, 09:12 PM   #12203
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But Wendy is no longer there.


I put in a dead cable.
and AAA comes to jump my battery...

I pop in the Pillsbury Dough Boy. . .
 

Old 02-05-2013, 12:45 AM   #12204
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and AAA comes to jump my battery...

I pop in the Pillsbury Dough Boy. . .
But Zool's gatekeeper is busy elsewhere



I put in a large dollop of ice cream
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But Zool's gatekeeper is busy elsewhere



I put in a large dollop of ice cream
But the brain freeze is excruciating.


I put in Anne Murray.
 

Old 02-05-2013, 06:31 AM   #12206
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I put in Anne Murray.
Who flies away on a snowbird.



I put in a roast Chicken
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:52 AM   #12207
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Who flies away on a snowbird.



I put in a roast Chicken
and you get an urban goose


I put in a kinky film noir movie about WW2
 

Old 02-05-2013, 09:03 AM   #12208
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and you get an urban goose


I put in a kinky film noir movie about WW2
and you get John Wayne in drag selling exit visas stolen from Nazi werewolves.

I put in a Greek chorus...
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and you get John Wayne in drag selling exit visas stolen from Nazi werewolves.

I put in a Greek chorus...
all moaning about the price of living.


I put in a large Bank Loan.
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all moaning about the price of living.


I put in a large Bank Loan.
and the large bank sells your debt to a shady collection agency.

I put in an advance on your paycheck...
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and the large bank sells your debt to a shady collection agency.

I put in an advance on your pay check...

Which is promptly swiped by the Tax Man.



I put in the small pile of coins one gets in result.
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Which is promptly swiped by the Tax Man.



I put in the small pile of coins one gets in result.
And your wife spends them on new shoes.


I put in an I O U for $4.00
 

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And your wife spends them on new shoes.


I put in an I O U for $4.00
and the Tax Man serves a Court Order for payment.



I put in a sworn affidavit.
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:33 PM   #12214
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and the Tax Man serves a Court Order for payment.



I put in a sworn affidavit.
and you get a green card or a visit from the INS...

I put in a writ of certiorari
 

Old 02-07-2013, 06:17 PM   #12215
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and you get a green card or a visit from the INS...

I put in a writ of certiorari

And the Supreme Court rejects the plea.



I put in a small bomb
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And the Supreme Court rejects the plea.



I put in a small bomb
and you get M249 SAW (Short Squad Automatic Weapon)

I toss in a Nude Bomb
 

Old 02-07-2013, 06:30 PM   #12217
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I toss in a Nude Bomb
And it's dressed in a bright flash



I put in a dead video remote control
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And it's dressed in a bright flash



I put in a dead video remote control
and you get a Betamax copy of a Star Trek episode...

I put in red and black clown car...
 

Old 02-07-2013, 09:55 PM   #12219
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and you get a Betamax copy of a Star Trek episode...

I put in red and black clown car...
and you get a moving squeaky toy that squirts water when you smell it.

I put in shameless desire.
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and you get a moving squeaky toy that squirts water when you smell it.

I put in shameless desire.
and you get the lastest Literotica story

I put in a tacky plastic sunflower
 

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I put in a tacky plastic sunflower
And you get a tacky basket of tacky plastic pears.


I put in a melted Cadburry's Creme Egg.
 

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And you get a tacky basket of tacky plastic pears.


I put in a melted Cadburry's Creme Egg.
and you get a melted clucking rabbit...

I toss in an episode of I Love Lucy . . .
 

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I toss in an episode of I Love Lucy . . .

And the association of psychiatrists goes on strike.



I put in a battered, cooked, Mars Bar
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:12 AM   #12224
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And the association of psychiatrists goes on strike.



I put in a battered, cooked, Mars Bar
and you get a reconstituted Americanized Mars Bar called the Milky Way

I put in a funeral dirge...
 

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I put in a funeral dirge...

And it slows down the dancing on TV.


I put in a Jazz ensemble
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