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08-09-2017, 08:16 PM
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Really Experienced
celticlady is offline
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 166
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Originally Posted by Alicia_Kim
Here's one I got one evening from some Asshat I'd never communicated with before:
"Like it in the ass?"
Of course, that one immediately made my knees weak and my panties wet. It was true love at first PM.... NOT!
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I've gotten that same one recently!
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08-10-2017, 04:57 AM
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Really Experienced
PerpetualNotion is offline
Join Date: Jun 2017
Location: At Vail's feet
Posts: 104
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The latest charmer to make it to my block list: -
41 m england 8in bangladeshi meat asl?
"Go fuck yourself poppet. Look at people's profiles. Mine says, 'NOT FUCKING INTERESED!"
Woman fucking idiots
"I doubt that mate, cos you're quite clearly not getting laid."

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What if...
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08-10-2017, 05:03 PM
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#3103
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Literotica Guru
44special is offline
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: northern Kentucky
Posts: 777
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"Asshattery," LMAO!
Well said.
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09-28-2017, 09:55 PM
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Daddy's Fuckdoll
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,427
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The backstory: I troll a fake news page on Facebook for shits and giggles because I have no life. Yesterday some dude in the comment section said, in response to nonexistent people getting fired from their nonexistent jobs, "Good show no respect your fried," to which I replied, "My fried what?"
Last night I got a message request from him, which I decided to accept because I was bored, and this exchange happened:
Asshat: Fired fired can't you read or you just another dum liberal
Me: *posts screencap of the edit history on asshat's comment*
Me: Oh, Sweetie. You edited your post twice and you still couldn't get it right. But I'm the dumb one. This convo is going straight to my timeline.
Asshat: *posts gif*
Asshat: *posts gif*
Asshat: *posts gif*
Asshat: *posts gif*
Me: *requests $200 from Asshat for harassment*
Asshat: *denies request for $200*
Me: *posts laughing sticker*
Me: Now go away, little boy. [asshat is actually an elderly man]
Asshat: Poss off
Me: Poss?
Asshat: *posts gif*
Asshat: *posts gif*
Me: Are you following the post about you on my timeline? My friends love you!
Asshat: *posts gif*
Asshat: *posts gif*
Me: Now go find someone else to harass. If you message me one more time, I'm adding my husband to this conversation and sending my friends to spam your timeline.
Asshat: *blocks me*
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09-29-2017, 10:11 PM
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#3105
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Literotica Guru
steve6161 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Phoenix, Az.
Posts: 2,890
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Since I've been on Lit. I've learned so much about about Asshattery I don't know if I should laugh or just cry at the stupidity of people . Well I guess what I read once is true.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity "
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"Never try to out stubborn a cat "
"May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live."
"Chocolate is a Gift from the God's"
"Prejudice is a commitment to ignorance"
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09-29-2017, 10:18 PM
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#3106
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I brought my plunger!
Cumference is offline
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Perverted Scandinavia
Posts: 2,598
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Quote:
Originally Posted by steve6161
Since I've been on Lit. I've learned so much about about Asshattery I don't know if I should laugh or just cry at the stupidity of people . Well I guess what I read once is true.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity "
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Always look on the bright side!
Their effort/perils can make you look awfully smart.
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10-05-2017, 01:13 AM
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just this guy, you know?
silverwhisper is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: in a home, of course
Posts: 11,305
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Quote:
cumference quoth:
always look on the bright side!
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...of life!
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"i think this line's mostly filler"--willow rosenberg, once more, with feeling, season 6, buffy the vampire slayer
exemplar of youthful snark: "does it hurt little boy? are you going to cry now? well suck it up and be a man."
psst! hey, wanna see a blog?
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11-12-2017, 03:05 PM
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#3108
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Fucking Literotica Guru
LadyJS is offline
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: None of your fucking business!!!
Posts: 8,243
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The newest entry that I've received that is asshattery worthy:
"I’m just looking for hot sex! lol "
At least he was straight to the point
Here's all that I have to say to him:

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There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me. - Jane Austen
The world is dumb enough: don't add to it! - Foamy The Squirrel
Okay, so I can't update my profile, what fucking shit! Okay, yeah, I've come back to the Lit building. You fuckers couldn't keep me away.
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11-28-2017, 11:54 AM
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Literotica Guru
steve6161 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Phoenix, Az.
Posts: 2,890
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyJS
The newest entry that I've received that is asshattery worthy:
"I’m just looking for hot sex! lol "
At least he was straight to the point
Here's all that I have to say to him:

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God I love your point view. 
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"Never try to out stubborn a cat "
"May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live."
"Chocolate is a Gift from the God's"
"Prejudice is a commitment to ignorance"
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01-15-2018, 04:09 PM
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I don't know if it falls into PM asshattery, but I have (so far) a total of seven posts (including this one) and a PM count here at 27 that I would classify as less than stellar. Propositions, invites to Skype, requests for nude pics, etc. Is this what one would consider normal?
Maybe I should post in threads that have absolutely nothing to do with sex. Maybe that would drop the count.
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01-15-2018, 04:26 PM
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they call me The Rojodi!
RjThoughts is offline
Join Date: May 2001
Location: New York state
Posts: 33,494
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flowers4usall
I don't know if it falls into PM asshattery, but I have (so far) a total of seven posts (including this one) and a PM count here at 27 that I would classify as less than stellar. Propositions, invites to Skype, requests for nude pics, etc. Is this what one would consider normal?
Maybe I should post in threads that have absolutely nothing to do with sex. Maybe that would drop the count.
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I doubt it.
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"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well." Rene Descartes
Sleep well, but always, always dream better
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01-18-2018, 06:44 PM
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RjThoughts
I doubt it.
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I am afraid that you're correct.
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01-19-2018, 10:49 AM
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#3113
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Literotica Guru
AlotLikePsyche is offline
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,946
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flowers4usall
I don't know if it falls into PM asshattery, but I have (so far) a total of seven posts (including this one) and a PM count here at 27 that I would classify as less than stellar. Propositions, invites to Skype, requests for nude pics, etc. Is this what one would consider normal?
Maybe I should post in threads that have absolutely nothing to do with sex. Maybe that would drop the count.
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Make yourself invisible. That’ll cut the unsolicited pms down to about none.

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01-19-2018, 11:41 AM
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Literotica Guru
13Fantasies is offline
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Midwest US
Posts: 16,829
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I've only gotten a couple like that over the years. I tried to engage both in genuine conversation, but that failed.
I probably suffer less of it because I'm a guy
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01-20-2018, 01:05 PM
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Guest
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Originally Posted by AlotLikePsyche
Make yourself invisible. That’ll cut the unsolicited pms down to about none.

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I guess that's an option that I can use. Thanks for the tip.
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01-22-2018, 07:55 PM
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#3116
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Really Experienced
celticlady is offline
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 166
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Wtelf?
Just received an invite to a Lit dating site from someone who's membership here is so new, the pixels are still forming...
What the ever-loving fuck??
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02-21-2018, 11:52 PM
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#3117
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Literotica Guru
steve6161 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Phoenix, Az.
Posts: 2,890
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Quote:
Originally Posted by celticlady
Just received an invite to a Lit dating site from someone who's membership here is so new, the pixels are still forming...
What the ever-loving fuck??
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You ladies shouldn't feel alone I've gotten pm's inviting me to other sites.
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"Never try to out stubborn a cat "
"May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live."
"Chocolate is a Gift from the God's"
"Prejudice is a commitment to ignorance"
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03-12-2018, 04:38 AM
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Literotica Guru
LadyElsbeth is offline
Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: East Coast USA
Posts: 1,030
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I recently received a PM offering to be the face my avatar could sit on since she is in a squatting position. No hello, no how are you doing?????? Just straight to wanting me to sit on his face.
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03-12-2018, 04:47 AM
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Rampant feminist
KimGordon67 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: A little island in a big ocean
Posts: 5,594
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I just posted in a thread about other people hearing one have sex (or hearing other people having sex), and this dude took that as a clear invitation to PM me about how hot it is hearing his daughter having sex ... sigh.
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They went down to the river on a warm summer night.
The air was thick with the smell of
temptation.
Maybe glance at this before you PM: Writing PMs
bdsm test results
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03-12-2018, 05:04 AM
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#3120
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Literotica Guru
LadyElsbeth is offline
Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: East Coast USA
Posts: 1,030
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KimGordon67
I just posted in a thread about other people hearing one have sex (or hearing other people having sex), and this dude took that as a clear invitation to PM me about how hot it is hearing his daughter having sex ... sigh.
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    That is an entirely different scenario. Did you reply???
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03-12-2018, 05:10 AM
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Literotica Guru
Jada59 is online now
Join Date: Dec 2017
Posts: 12,360
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I've gotten a few weird ones too.
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06-11-2018, 08:46 PM
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#3122
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Fucking Literotica Guru
LadyJS is offline
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: None of your fucking business!!!
Posts: 8,243
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Newest example of PM asshattery: I get a message asking if I'd be interested in a chat about incest! So I have to ask him what the fuck makes him think I'd be interested at all? I swear, this place is getting more and more flooded with losers.
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07-03-2018, 06:33 PM
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Hot, Wet Office Drone
UCanBLeafinMe is offline
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere in NY, near Albany
Posts: 3,935
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Him:
Hi,
After having read your extensive intro and posts , there is not much I can
do but say only what I came here to say. Your body is
beautiful. You may not care about these compliments anymore
but I couldn't stop myself because of that. Furthermore, me
being heterosexual it has had a somewhat desirable effect on
me not that I have any misconceptions about having 'fun' with
you.. But a man can hope. It is on this last note that I must
end my rather unsolicited message
In the unlikely event that you may find yourself curious to have
a conversation with me, you may always pm me back.
Thanks.
Regards,
Redacted
Me:
Thank you for the compliments, but no.
Him:
Lol.
You're so stuck up on saying no that that's become your default answer
Rejection is difficult for some "men."
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Please be nice, and I will be.
I DO NOT ROLE PLAY.
Don't PM me if all you want is to tell me you're horny, or you're looking for a hookup, or you're a man on the East Coast.
You assume the risk of being called out for PMing me just because I posted sexily or hot or a picture in a thread.
Oh hell, any female, share a photo or two with me.
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12-09-2018, 08:54 PM
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#3124
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Daddy's Fuckdoll
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,427
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This didn't happen on Lit, but I just got the following message on another online haunt:
Asshat: That picture makes you look very masculine ...
Me: Fortunately, I don't really give a fuck what you think, particularly since you can't be bothered to post any photos at all.
[The pic in question is a gym photo and I do look ripped, but a lot of that's because of the lighting, which is why I took the pic in the first place.]
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12-09-2018, 09:33 PM
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#3125
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Literotica Guru
TarnishedPenny is offline
Join Date: Dec 2017
Posts: 1,232
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Meh. I got my first ‘invite’ about six nanoseconds after my account opened.
Block
Block
Block
Block
Problem solved. Talking to such creatures is counterproductive.
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Je suis de mon coeur le vampire - un de ces grands abandonnés au rire éternel condamnés et qui ne peuvent plus sourire.
My stories
My latest: Zoe, Again
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