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Old 12-31-2018, 03:24 PM   #1
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Old 01-24-2019, 09:46 PM   #2
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Actually the first thought that popped into my head was cunnilingus.
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Old 01-24-2019, 09:54 PM   #3
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Actually the first thought that popped into my head was cunnilingus.
I know there is a really good joke to be made in response to that comment, but I can't quite find it.
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Old 01-24-2019, 10:29 PM   #4
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I know there is a really good joke to be made in response to that comment, but I can't quite find it.
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Please leave this troll and his threads in his box. No playing with the trolls. It only causes them to think they have a place here.
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Old 01-24-2019, 10:57 PM   #6
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I know there is a really good joke to be made in response to that comment, but I can't quite find it.
I thought the comment itself was the joke! It's reminds me a bit of what Freud supposedly said, "What do women want?" Or that advertising campaign, "Promise her anything but give her_________ [Arpege]."
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Old 01-24-2019, 11:44 PM   #7
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Nope, no joke intended. Just JBJ's way of stirring the shit as he called it. That's probably why he's not here much any more. Everyone but the new people have him on ignore.
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