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Old 05-04-2015, 07:38 PM   #101
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You wouldn't mind leaving at least one or two of the more delectable asses unspanked, would you? Sometimes that's the best part.
Of course Yank, but you must promise to chastise them severely. it makes me sad that sometimes that is the best part. There should be other even better parts.
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Old 05-04-2015, 07:58 PM   #102
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Of course Yank, but you must promise to chastise them severely. it makes me sad that sometimes that is the best part. There should be other even better parts.

A caveat, if I may.

Could the above mentioned severe chastisings be captured with media recording devices, and shared with the group? Preferably from multiple angles, with screen on screen.

Totally in the spirit of the Save The Pool Tables campaign of course.


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Old 05-04-2015, 08:04 PM   #103
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A caveat, if I may.

Could the above mentioned severe chastisings be captured with media recording devices, and shared with the group? Preferably from multiple angles, with screen on screen.

Totally in the spirit of the Save The Pool Tables campaign of course.


That's a tech win right there.
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Old 05-04-2015, 08:13 PM   #104
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A caveat, if I may.

Could the above mentioned severe chastisings be captured with media recording devices, and shared with the group? Preferably from multiple angles, with screen on screen.

Totally in the spirit of the Save The Pool Tables campaign of course.


Yes of course. I will also need some additional personnel to help with all said chastisements. I mean, c'mon, my arm is going to get tired.

Perhaps a calendar as well? Just to spread the word for the cause of course.
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Old 05-04-2015, 08:27 PM   #105
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*raises hand shyly* Umm....


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Old 05-04-2015, 08:32 PM   #106
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Of course Yank, but you must promise to chastise them severely. it makes me sad that sometimes that is the best part. There should be other even better parts.
Of course. In fact, if we can wait just a few weeks, my New Dominance Personality Transplant will be complete and I will be even more well equipped to supply Ultimate Chastisement.

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A caveat, if I may.

Could the above mentioned severe chastisings be captured with media recording devices, and shared with the group? Preferably from multiple angles, with screen on screen.

Totally in the spirit of the Save The Pool Tables campaign of course.


I hear there's a broad market for pay-per-view physical battles between people these days. Perhaps we could tap into that market with this media recording?

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Yes of course. I will also need some additional personnel to help with all said chastisements. I mean, c'mon, my arm is going to get tired.

Perhaps a calendar as well? Just to spread the word for the cause of course.
I can see you now: Miss April, Bernice Busterson, Librarian

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Old 05-04-2015, 09:32 PM   #107
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*raises hand shyly* Umm....


*looks around awkwardly*

If you need a warm-up bum.... *points to profile pic*
Oh sweetie, the line is going to be around the block now. But(t) we need everyone limber, don't want any cramps. You are a trooper.

ETA: Good golly Miss Molly woman. That is a fine behind.

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Of course. In fact, if we can wait just a few weeks, my New Dominance Personality Transplant will be complete and I will be even more well equipped to supply Ultimate Chastisement.

I can see you now: Miss April, Bernice Busterson, Librarian
Note to self: Contemplate growing pubic hair for rustling purposes.

Bernice Busterson the librarian--should I go with the white button down, black pencil skirt, those tweed pumps and leave on my specs? I can't pull my hair up in a bun with the crossed pencils anymore, it's not nearly as long as it was when I was a librarian. I can shush you like a pro, and peer at you over my glasses quite sternly.
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:54 PM   #108
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Oh sweetie, the line is going to be around the block now. But(t) we need everyone limber, don't want any cramps. You are a trooper.

ETA: Good golly Miss Molly woman. That is a fine behind.
What she said. Good golly!

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Note to self: Contemplate growing pubic hair for rustling purposes.

Bernice Busterson the librarian--should I go with the white button down, black pencil skirt, those tweed pumps and leave on my specs? I can't pull my hair up in a bun with the crossed pencils anymore, it's not nearly as long as it was when I was a librarian. I can shush you like a pro, and peer at you over my glasses quite sternly.
This all sounds like it would be quite, umm, prurienttaining. Yes, that's the word I want, prurienrtaining.
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:31 PM   #109
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:36 PM   #110
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:39 PM   #111
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Have you been lolling about on pool tables in your altogether? That's the crime du jour.
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:46 PM   #112
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:56 PM   #113
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We can only hope!
^5

is the profile ass shot a prerequisite for getting what i deserve?

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Have you been lolling about on pool tables in your altogether? That's the crime du jour.
lolling.
pool tables.
altogether.


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sorry i'm late!

am i in trouble?


Rack 'me up!
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is the profile ass shot a prerequisite for getting what i deserve?



lolling.
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got it.
I figure it can't hurt our chances!
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Old 05-04-2015, 11:08 PM   #116
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Right here in River City!
With a capital T and that rhymes with P, and that stands for . . .


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Rack 'me up!
Oh you are heading the right direction for a smacked bottom and I don't care who knows it!

Alas, all seems to be lost.
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well... okayyy...
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Old 05-04-2015, 11:12 PM   #118
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Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

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Here's one we prepared earlier!
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Old 05-04-2015, 11:18 PM   #121
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Here's one we prepared earlier!
A butt or a pool table?

I might need another martini. My dreams have been crushed.
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Old 05-04-2015, 11:19 PM   #122
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profile!

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Bird is indeed the word!

i was a very good girl that day.
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Bird is indeed the word!
I wonder if the b-hole winked while that was happening...
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I wonder if the b-hole winked while that was happening...

It would've, more than once, if she was as good a girl as she claimed to be.
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