Ghost Hunting Kits

Dixon Carter Lee · Aug 18, 2018

Have you seen these things? EMF meters and shit in a box selling for a hundred bucks or more? People are out there waving these fucking things around getting hits on celling emergency light circuitry and thinking they've found Great Grandma. People kill me.

jaF0 · Aug 18, 2018

Dixon Carter Lee said:
People kill me.

If they do, will you haunt them?

neci · Aug 18, 2018

a lady i know died two days ago. at the exact moment of her death, my phone (which happened to be on the other side of the room) started playing "The Miracle of Joey Ramone" on full blast. i went over to my phone to turn it off, and it wouldn't turn off. the music player on my phone wasn't even on.

thirty minutes later, we received a call from her son that she had a heart attack.

pretty sure the music doesn't have anything to do with anything. i only have one album on my phone, the one it came with. i don't use siri, or have any kind of voice activation enabled on my phone.

long story short, it appears my phone picks up spirit energy, so i will not be needing the fancy machinery.

oggbashan · Aug 18, 2018

Ghost hunting kits?

We in England don't need ghost hunting kits. We just invent ghosts to bring in the tourists. Anne Boleyn (with 'er 'ead tucked underneath her arm) is everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a0cFYa5Ffw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNyFmOG0ujg

An example of the rubbish aimed at tourists:

The 93 most haunted places in Kent.

https://www.kentlive.news/whats-on/whats-on-news/most-haunted-kent-places-ghost-701615

Cat Malojan · Aug 18, 2018

Aren't you the guy who regularly visits clairvoyants?

jezzilee · Aug 18, 2018

I am staying overnight in a sanatorium in Minnesota soon. Super excited. First time open to the public!

despete · Aug 18, 2018

Wish they would!

Dixon Carter Lee · Aug 18, 2018

Cat Malojan said:
Aren't you the guy who regularly visits clairvoyants?

Is there a book somewhere called Bullshit Things I’ve Heard About DCL?

Dixon Carter Lee · Aug 18, 2018

jaF0 said:
If they do, will you haunt them?

I already do.

Cat Malojan · Aug 18, 2018

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Is there a book somewhere called Bullshit Things I’ve Heard About DCL?

Haha. I remember your violent reactions to clairvoyants (I'm Fata Morgana prev).

IG_88 · Aug 18, 2018

Don't see much point in hunting ghosts. If I can't eat it or fuck it then why in the world would I want to stay up all night hunting it?

Dixon Carter Lee · Aug 18, 2018

jaF0 said:
If they do, will you haunt them?

Cat Malojan said:
Haha. I remember your violent reactions to clairvoyants (I'm Fata Morgana prev).

Everyone’s changed their name. From now on I’m Jock Stap.

BotanyBoy · Aug 18, 2018

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Have you seen these things? EMF meters and shit in a box selling for a hundred bucks or more? People are out there waving these fucking things around getting hits on celling emergency light circuitry and thinking they've found Great Grandma. People kill me.

Sucker born every minute!!! Which is fucking awesome.

It's almost as good as selling "after the rapture" pet care insurance.

Cat Malojan · Aug 18, 2018

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Everyone’s changed their name. From now on I’m Jock Stap.

I didn't change, Laurel banned my arse.

lovetoread · Aug 18, 2018

i am gonna get me one of those kits and go on a ghost hunt

its on my bucket list

dolf · Aug 18, 2018

lovetoread said:
i am gonna get me one of those kits and go on a ghost hunt

its on my bucket list

I'm only interested if they start selling kits including proton packs.

jaF0 · Aug 18, 2018

lovetoread said:
i am gonna get me one of those kits and go on a ghost hunt

its on my bucket list

Perhaps you could try it out at an old Irish castle. Maybe find one that resembles Daryl Hannah.

oggbashan · Aug 18, 2018

jaF0 said:
Perhaps you could try it out at an old Irish castle. Maybe find one that resembles Daryl Hannah.

Or read some of my ghost stories...

Pookie · Aug 18, 2018

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Is there a book somewhere called Bullshit Things I’ve Heard About DCL?

Yeah, but Hanns took it with him.

Pookie · Aug 18, 2018

Cat Malojan said:
Haha. I remember your violent reactions to clairvoyants (I'm Fata Morgana prev).

I didn't see that coming.

And you mispelled perv.

Dixon Carter Lee · Aug 18, 2018

Cat Malojan said:
I didn't change, Laurel banned my arse.

Were you naughty?

Cat Malojan · Aug 18, 2018

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Were you naughty?

Called someone a paedo.

IG_88 · Aug 19, 2018

Cat Malojan said:
Called someone a paedo.

You can get banned for that? Seems harsh.

trysail · Aug 19, 2018

Cat Malojan said:
Haha. I remember your violent reactions to clairvoyants (I'm Fata Morgana prev).

Cat Malojan said:
I didn't change, Laurel banned my arse.

Cat Malojan said:
Called someone a paedo.

True confessions. Thanks for the self-identification.

I suspected "Cat Malojan" was Fata but my refusal to concern myself with the truly bizarre use, proliferation and fascination with "alts" around this joint led me to leave it at that.

I'm not going to waste my time worrying about that stupid stuff.

neci · Aug 19, 2018

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