Which Items Are More Than 10 Years Old In Your Home

Speaking of kittens, Hey JinXy, remember when I told you about my new Marilyn Monroe Xmas tree ornaments years ago?

Well, they shattered to pieces this past Xmas. Every single fucking one.

New kitten. Named her Thora. Turns out that is the 2nd most popular name for dogs after Dexter year 2012. Dexter 1st, then Thor 2nd.

Well, I thought I was cheeky and brilliant and named her Thora. Bitch took out my entire separate and tiny Marilyn Monroe tree in one fell swoop.

Tiny little Marilyn Monroe heads, hands, arms, legs, elegant dresses, more hands, etc. all because of THORA.

"serves you right" I bet.

Should've just gotten a he-dog instead of a she-cat...

...he would've just peed on the tree.

eyer said:

Should've just gotten a he-dog instead of a she-cat...

...he would've just peed on the tree.

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She's not a she-cat at all. I took the liberty of thinking, why keep these in their safe, styrofoamed boxes with all the tags, certificates and not bring them out for show. They're no good way up high in a closet snuckered away.

You know, per thread, for over 10 years. Let's fucking gamble with these MM ornaments.

I lost.