Garnate
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That would've done it for me, too, and I have no idea what dark marmalade is.
Who is the least not awesome female poster at Lit?
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That would've done it for me, too, and I have no idea what dark marmalade is.
Garnate
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Hand me a wet wipe. Thanks.
More like a pack of adult diapers. I care.
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Jennifer
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Anesthesia makes everything better. PM your address and I will hook you up with some ether. For the next time this happens.
There is always a next time.
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Oh Granate.
When the fuck is Laurelle going to give us the much-deserved sloppy vagina emote?
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When the fuck is Laurelle going to give us the much-deserved sloppy vagina emote?
And a proper "cunt". MAKE IT SO LAURELLE!!
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:Two mashing vulvas: << sang that in the tune of 12 Days of Christmas
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Seconded.
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We have to rewrite the song now.
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Disgustipated
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Only when you're drunk and only when you're sober.
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And alone. One day! *Finger's crossed*
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spacekowboy
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5 mashing vulvas would be better.
Garnate
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Harder to mash an odd number of vulvas, wouldn't you agree?
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Ive been known to mash the odd vulva.
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You are what you eat.
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Great name for a whiskey brand.
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