Euphony
(=_=)
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2012
- Posts
- 2,209
Huh? Youre calling the results of the race two days in?I'm surprised by how little entries there are. I've always assumed that the Winter contest was equally as popular as Halloween.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Huh? Youre calling the results of the race two days in?I'm surprised by how little entries there are. I've always assumed that the Winter contest was equally as popular as Halloween.
Show of hands how many big "early contest sweeps" has anybody noticed? As a follow-up, how many sweeps on contest stories can you say were even related to the contest?
In my analysis of the last three contests I've noticed that the sweeps come in the last few days in any case. There are no "early sweeps", except for the small number that probably get swept anyway even if there is no competition.
What does it matter? The algorithm they apply would be the same, whether they run it every day, or once at the end.
I don't think there is any conspiracy. My own stories have done badly, but after reading some of the fantastic entries by others, as far as I am concerned, they deserved to win.
[size=+1]Please join with me and read my Winter Holiday Contest Story: Christmas Present! [/size]
okay i didn't really write it but it is sooooo good!
Yes I think that just about covers tex’s qualities…
[SIZE="+3"] WELCOME TO THE FAKE CONTEST THREAD. A.I.R. RUNS THE MOST HONEST CONTESTS – THANKS. [/SIZE]
But for information and support of the A.I.R. Summer Lovin’ Contest, please go here:
the Authors’ Hangout LITEROTICA/A.I.R. 2012-2015 Themed Contests Support Thread…
Oh, I don't know how welcome I'll be. I'm still fed up.
It's all a matter of how well I stick to slapping the legions of fucktards on ignore and leaving them there -- and how many times other people quote said fucktards.
This place has a major bacterial infection, and its parents don't believe in antibiotics.
Originally Posted by scouries
And what the fuck’s with these Europeans all of a sudden? Germany? Finland? my friend flicka asks pardon for her English but she’s made like 15,000 effing posts! If she'd read a few of my stories maybe her english would improve!
And what’s the krauts problem?
They hate us when things are going good over there but as soon as they’ve got a problem they come running for help from good ole uncle sam. They’re happy to take our tourist dollars aren’t they?
They don’t even know what real football is and they’re criticizing me?
Originally Posted by scouries
2 – Bathe every morning after you get out of bed. And don’t forget your hair. I know that the Irish aren’t the most mindful group of people when it comes to personal hygiene but it’s important…both for your wellbeing and to those around you.
Originally Posted by scouries
And what humans would be allowed to star in these tales? Definitely the Aussies and the Scots to start with. There is a long tradition of human/sheep relations in both countries. All Mormons.
No Blacks! We’ve had enough of that racist bullshit for the last couple of hundred years in America. No need to encourage any more.
And even if we’re at war with them I think we should give the Arabs a pass at the beginning. There are enough Camel Jockey jokes going around already.
Of course the French. They’re generally not so clean and think they are the world’s greatest lovers. Let’s see them prove it with our furry friends. They and the Poles have a well documented history of eating Horse.
No English! They have enough problems figuring out what to do in the bedroom without complicating things even further. No Canadians either. They’re far too dull to be believable as swashbuckling mammal mounters.
Italians yes! Lets see how long those bum pinching lotharios last when they try to grab some Kangeroo butt.
No Chinese, even if they do spend half the day eating live insects. We definitely don’t want any ‘Year of the Rat’ in our fantasies. But their Japanese neighbors would be welcomed. They’ve been eating raw Blowfish forever.
Indians (the real ones) would be ideal candidates for inclusion. They have a long history of half animal/ half human gods. (Have you ever seen the elephant trunk on Lord Ganesh? How do you think he got it anyway?)
As to the Irish …no, it’s not even worth contemplating them.
Originally Posted by scouries
And your Just contrary that way simply highlights one of the major problems facing America these days – women who haven’t been brought up correctly and who have too much free time on their hands.
They were foreigners... Arabs I think, big, ugly, dirty men with long smelly beards. They wanted to rape me Daddy, despoil me because I'm an American.... Oh Daddy, they were so dirty and they made me do terrible things,"
Huh? Youre calling the results of the race two days in?
In my analysis of the last three contests I've noticed that the sweeps come in the last few days in any case.
Of course not ALL of the charges on cheating are coming from just one source. Of course there is massive cheating in these contests. If there weren't, there wouldn't be massive vote sweeping--or the need for it.
You can have fun with and benefit from the contests without taking it as a serious contest of story quality, though--which it isn't. It's too much of a sieve. It's an even looser than an American Idol approach to a "contest." But it will get you more readers/more favoriting, if approached sensibly is a fun shared activity, and it will get your stories up faster with a higher profile.
I think it's being taken much too seriously on both sides.
That's why every season some lights out person gets the boot, so there's no chance of them upsetting their pick.
Looks like im more senior than ScouriesWorld, by Forum posts. Probably I should start my own cumtest.